So about three years ago it seemed like the Google Street View people were driving by my house every few months, and I was really enjoying watching my house evolve on the pictures.
Then I left town for a few weeks, and they got a picture of my house with long grass and paint scraped off.
Wouldn’t you know it… not an update since. Ever since then I’ve been obsessed with trying to make sure that the house is presentable from the street side for the next time they drive by. When I have parties I hand people instructions to my house just in the hope they don’t Google it.
So I wait patiently. Yet somehow in the back of my mind though I cant shake this feeling that there is a Google camera lurking around the corner just waiting for me to let my guard down. I’ll be waiting. Oh yes. I’ll be waiting.