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Entries from January 2011

Morning Amnesia

January 31st, 2011 by Clme · Comments Off

Its 6:30am on Saturday morning and I hear an alarm start to go off. I open my eyes and try to find the source of the sound, only to find myself struck by the unfamiliarity of my environment. At first I’m just confused because I seem to be fully dressed, and still wearing my shoes. […]

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Lillies from the graveyard.

January 27th, 2011 by Clme · Comments Off

Tip for all of you out there with female significant-others: Have flowers delivered to her work. Somehow flowers mean more when a dozen of her coworkers can see she is getting them. It works to your advantage. Tip for all of you out there with male significant-others: If you get flowers, include a vase. It […]

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Tags: stream of consciousness