I always found the strange, bushy eyebrows old men seem to get creepy.
Then this morning I actually looked in the mirror while shaving and noticed an eyebrow hair out of place. I thought that was strange, since normally they don’t really move at all. So I touched the out of place hair, and it felt different.
Upon closer inspection, I discovered that the hair was more like the chest, armpit, or pube variety. I quickly tweezered it out.
As if it wasn’t bad enough that my back hair and my chest hair finally met at my shoulders, now its involving my eyebrows.
So then this evening, while brushing my teeth, I looked again… I swear the motherfucker was back! I tweezed it out again, but I’m dead sure that I’m going to wake up tomorrow with a bad case of old man creepy eyebrows.
I just wanted to post something here just in case that happened, because I swear to god I’ll bathe in depilatory cream to make that shit stop and I don’t know if I’ll survive the experience. Still, I figure there is a small chance I’ll become like the Joker in the Michael Keaton Batman movie, and have to start a life of crime.