penismightier.com

Then pen forum gives us this little gem:
How to defraggle your motherdisc
(Thanks to LonMabonJovi for the link)

I have to say there is some good advice there. I found myself critiquing their technique at several points, but overall their dedication is admirable.

Our forum also included a quote from another sites review of the article:

To elaborate: the human equivalent would be performing a colon cleanse by cutting yourself open, removing your intestines, turning them inside out, and washing them in the dishwasher. With Drano.

posted by Deathalicious at 12:37 PM on September 13 [3 favorites]

From now on I am going to refer to all of my screwdrivers as datachisels. All of them except for the vodka and orange juice screwdrivers of course… That would just be crazy.