What is it about candy hearts that keeps my buying (and eating) them? They’re not very good, and it seems like the words on them are put on with less thought or quality control every year.
Yet, eat them I do. Even after coming across the horrible “Friend me” or “Text me” hearts right next to “U R Rad” or “too cool”
On a side note, I have to wonder what genius thought it would be a good idea to put “Jump 4 me” on a candy heart… In what world is that not dirty? For added lulz the ’4′ in “Jump 4 me” is normally so light that it may as well not be there.
“Pick Me” should not be read too fast either.