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Lillies from the graveyard.

January 27th, 2011 by Clme · No Comments

Tip for all of you out there with female significant-others:

Have flowers delivered to her work. Somehow flowers mean more when a dozen of her coworkers can see she is getting them. It works to your advantage.

Tip for all of you out there with male significant-others:

If you get flowers, include a vase. It doesn’t really matter where you have them delivered.

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