July 16th

I'm boring. My life is uneventful, full of day after day of sleeping 'till noon, literally, and eating. I force myself to do Tae Bo or ride the stationary bike, do Abs of Steel, weight training and yoga just to give my day some structure. All of this might change, though, if I get this job.

If I get this job, that means almost $2000 a month, which means a car in two months. And after that, I start saving for my own condo. That's right--condo, not rental. Fuck $800 a month for a hole in the wall in Aventura. I'm planning on a small but cute one bedroom in at least the North Miami Beach area, hopefully the prestigious Aventura, where every rich Jew in Miami resides. Oh-- and sometime this year, perhaps by August, I WILL VISIT THE GYNECOLOGIST. And one of these days I will actually have sex. So, let's do the math: Full time job + my own car + my own condo + seeing a gynecologist + fucking = a grown-up. Right now, I am still a kid. Pathetic.