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Why the fuck did you think shit was broken. Now it is more broken you fucker.

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test? *insert witty comment here* *insert excuse for not posting for a few months here* *insert a link or something here* *Insert a plea to click on the ‘board’ link above* *steal image macro from 4chan* *profit*

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I’ve heard that booze can make a persons real personality come out, since a lot of the time it turns off a persons normal filters. I hope thats not the case myself, because otherwise it turns out that deep down I’m just a confused guy that cant remember where he parked his pants. Still, I [...]

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I’m very disappointed in you. All of you. I expected more. While checking my email today I realized that I have been asking you all for pictures of your sisters since 2001. I’ve repeated this request multiple times throughout the years just to make sure any new readers are aware of it. Now, when I [...]

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Now we all remember all of the sites that were counting down until the Olsen twins were 18, right? The idea being they’d be old enough to legally fuck and/or star in porn. Then came the sites that started counting down until they were 21. The idea behind those was that you’d be able to [...]

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Ok… I have a confession to make… I never realized that I could watch MythBusters clips on YouTube. I’m ashamed. In addition, for some reason I haven’t been setting my TiVo to record the shows whenever they’re on either, so lately I’m just one large mass of fail. YOU HEAR THAT WORLD? I ADMIT IT! [...]

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I know you’ve all been waiting with baited(sic) breath for this next one… The THIRD installment of “Get to Know Your Cabinet Members!” This one is dedicated to a very special man… a man that has done a great deal for to this country. A man who’s dedication to President Bush is surpassed only by [...]

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Its time for the second installment of Pen’s “Get to Know Your Cabinet Members!” We kick this one off with: Secretary of Agriculture: Mike Johanns! Mike is a former Governor of Nebraska, and has also been a mayor and member of city and county councils. He has a strong Catholic background and spent his formative [...]

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Oh, who are the Cabinet members in your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? Say, who are the Cabinet members in your neighborhood? The Cabinet members that you meet each day! We (sic) here at PenIsMightier feel that the United States Cabinet doesn’t get enough attention or credit for the roles they play in [...]

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About two months ago I had central air installed in the house, and it was good. Temperatures soared outside into the high nineties I was inside at a stable 72 degrees, and it was good. Then this morning, as the grilf was in the basement feeding the cats, she reported that the floor was wet. [...]

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