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From now on, I shall refer to the act of playing Air Guitar as “Epic Onyx Maneuver #1″.

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As if I didn’t have enough internet addictions already, for some strange reason I’ve let myself get talked into playing Tribal Wars on world 8 (north). There is a pen tribe on the north part of that world that is being run by TheOnyx (message him in game if you play and you wish to [...]

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As I was walking into a store today I got a phone call and I answered it. I didn’t bother stopping, and just kept on my merry way through the store. As I was finishing the call, I happened across a group of kids in an aisle of the store that were talking loudly. Suddenly [...]

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And that’s pretty lame. I thought it was food poisoning though. Infact I was pretty sure it was food poisoning. Guess I was wrong. Fuck, I hate being wrong. I still think it could have been this pork we cooked. Because pork scares me, I cook the ever loving shit out of it but we [...]

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With all the news over the last few weeks about pet food recalls and chemicals being found in imported meat there has been a lot of focus on how the health of our nations housepets has been affected. Unfortunately, there is a story about the pet food recall that none of the major news organizations [...]

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And now, a brief message courtesy of the Clme fan-club: Thanks guys. Its my understanding they’re talking about adopting that as the official club logo!

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INTERDEPARTMENT MEMORANDUM PiM, LLC. 123 Saftey Scissors Lane Portland, OR 97201 TO: Pen Employee Mailing List FROM: TheOnyx RE: State of the Company Fellow Penites:      The board meeting today was very fruitful. Many things were discussed, and I can say with certainty that the coming days will be very exciting days for our fair company. [...]

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As of two days ago, I cannot say with honesty that I have lived my life without ever seeing a dancing taco. A friend was with me, but he consciously avoided taking a closer look at the taco, presumably because he wanted to ‘remain sane’. This was a shame, because the taco was performing a [...]

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I have a tailless cat that pees a lot. No. There’s more. I’ve been toilet training it with mixed results. It enjoys using the toilet, but it pees on the seat more than it pees in the water. I think I’m going to have to start the teaching process over again. Maybe I shouldn’t have [...]

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One thing I really like about working for community services for the disabled is the really big handicap stall we have in the bathroom. Not only is it roomy but it is private. Sometimes I’ll take my lunch in there, maybe snag an ipod video, camping chair and a table and I’ll setup a mini [...]

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