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I cant remember how this came up in conversation but… At some point over a couple of drinks with friends the topic of dentists came up. I have a love-hate relationship with dentists. On the one hand, they are completely necessary for continued dental health and general oral well being. On the other hand, I [...]

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I spent about 15 minutes today thinking about it, and I decided that if I were ever in a situation where a supernatural being was reading my thoughts in an attempt to take the first thing someone thought of and use it to destroy New York City, I’d probably start singing a song in my [...]

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I used to stock the feminine hygiene aisle when I worked third shift. I’d get asked some very strange questions… mostly from confused males that just got told to ‘pick up some tampons’ or ‘pick up some Always’. They’d show me a note with just ‘tampons’ or ‘always’ or some other brand written on it [...]

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This one is stolen from inthrees, the patron saint of IIS and active member of the pen forums. My dad had a Triumph TR3 when I was really little, and he was always tinkering with it. I don’t know the details, but I assume he had a friend who owned or worked at a large [...]

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It was a nice summer evening sometime in the early 1990′s when my father and a couple of uncles decided to teach me a valuable lesson. I was out watching them play with engines, just like I had a dozen times before. Unfortunately I cant even remember what type of car was there, or who [...]

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Its time for masturbatory roleplaying! Its like roleplaying with a sexual partner, but without the dressing up or the sex. Story Three: Helping those that love themselves. Its a cool, dreary afternoon and you’re trying to decide between taking a walk or having a self-discovery session. Seeing as how your significant other is out for [...]

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Imagine knowing as much about female anatomy as a 4th grader, but you have the body of a 17 year old. Would the internet help you any better than your dad’s old penthouse magazines? Story Two: When a man loves a jizzrag A young man and woman were spending the night together for the first [...]

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I’ve gotten a lot of email from readers and people on the forum over the last 6 years. Even after deleting the hatemail and the spam I still have a suprising amount left. The majority of these emails are quite old (for some reason people stopped emailing me for anything but tech support about two [...]

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OMG! HAPPY PI/E DAY OMG!

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I’m proud of the Pen community and what it has provided to the internets. I’m proud that this is something I feel that I helped birth, that I continue to home on my servers. When blogs became a buzzword and my boss asked me if our company needed a blog. As I’m sure everyone is [...]

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