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I always found the strange, bushy eyebrows old men seem to get creepy. Then this morning I actually looked in the mirror while shaving and noticed an eyebrow hair out of place. I thought that was strange, since normally they don’t really move at all. So I touched the out of place hair, and it [...]

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As you may or may not be aware… There have been protests every weekend and many weekdays at the Capitol building in Madison, WI since the middle of February. So… Why are there protests? That’s the interesting thing. It started with collective bargaining rights, and has moved on to a scandal with the Koch brothers, [...]

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Wisconsin has been busy over the last few weeks. I’ve missed most of the action due to travels, but damn it looks entertaining. Particularly the bits where someone pretended to be one of the Koch brothers and tricked the Governor into taking his call and speaking candidly. (Call transcript here) My main concern at this [...]

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Overheard outside of a Denny’s in Omaha, Nebraska: Man1: I love my truck. I think if I had to choose between my truck and my wife it would be hard to make up my mind. Man 2: Really? Your wife? When is the last time your truck gave you oral? Man 1: What is this, [...]

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What is it about candy hearts that keeps my buying (and eating) them? They’re not very good, and it seems like the words on them are put on with less thought or quality control every year. Yet, eat them I do. Even after coming across the horrible “Friend me” or “Text me” hearts right next [...]

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I’ve been reading a lot lately about Operation Grab Ass (a.k.a. fly with dignity). I’d like to formally suggest that as a form of protest the men flying over the next few months take a viagra prior to arriving at the airport. If anything is going to convince TSA management that the ‘pat-downs’ are going [...]

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I discovered something new today. I discovered that if you walk into a large data center carrying nothing but a hammer that you will rapidly become a very popular person. I was only trying to move a stuck rail in a rack, but they kept acting like I was going to seriously punish a server. [...]

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Earlier today I was talking on the phone to my grandfather while I was changing the litterbox and a piece of debris flew up into the back of my throat. In shock, I dropped the phone into the litterbox and started to cough while trying to avoid swallowing. So… that kind of worked. But I [...]

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So about three years ago it seemed like the Google Street View people were driving by my house every few months, and I was really enjoying watching my house evolve on the pictures. Then I left town for a few weeks, and they got a picture of my house with long grass and paint scraped [...]

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So Dick Cheney has once again been admitted to the hospital, due to ‘discomfort’. More information available here. I suppose I should be hoping that it turns out to be bad. After all, this man has made a living out of raping the working class and then charging them for lube. But I have to [...]

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