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I recently spent relaxing vacation in Northern Wisconsin. My days were filled with hiking, shopping, and floating down rivers in intertubes. My nights were spent recovering from sunburn and picking ticks off my body. Yes. Picking ticks off my body. Even though I was wearing pants and tick spray I was still subjected to dozens [...]

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I recently took a break from downloading Sarah Palin ‘look-alike’ pornography in order to go out to dinner with some friends. Unfortunately our first few restaurant choices had extremely long wait times, so we ended up at a kind of seedy joint that I had eaten at a few times in the past. I had [...]

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So apparently $50 million in bailout bonuses have been recovered from AIG executives. Another 30 million dollars may yet be recovered as the shame campaign works its way through the AIG ranks. However, there is still no word on who authorized the payments to begin with and why they aren’t part of this shame campaign. [...]

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Okay… I get that people are upset about AIG misusing the bailout funds. I really do. I even share at least a small portion of the outrage that a primarily government owned company that accepted bailout cash still saw fit to send out bonuses. But I dont think that the rage is directed at the [...]

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My grandfather turned 73 today, so I stopped by his house to visit him and drop off some RAM he needed to finish repairing one of his computers. Some of the family was there as well, also wishing him a happy birthday. Of course, since a group of my aunts was present they began to [...]

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Kids these days. Wait, let me start over. People these days. No respect. We’re a species of spoiled brats. I often bitch about this indirectly when I see anyone start exhibiting behavior that personifies a complete lack of acknowledgment about how privileged a person is or how retarded it is that they are bitching about [...]

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This post has been merged with several others, and moved to a new location. You can view it here: Make Vista Look Like Win2k Thank you.

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When I first got my laptop the battery lasted a respectable two hours. However, over the course of the last year it has slowly been dwindling down to the point where it was lasting only about 30 minutes. Today though it suddenly started lasting only about five minutes. This leaves me with something of a [...]

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My aunt called me to tell me to bring my dog to Thanksgiving dinner. I know its been a lean year, but personally I prefer turkey.

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So while watching T.V. this evening I happened to see one of those porcelain plate ads… only instead of the normal bullshit like movie memorabilia or holiday pictures, it was an “Obama Victory” plate… It was just so over the top and full of catch phrases that it took seeing the commercial twice before I [...]

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