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How to deal with Republican aquaintences after the election

November 10th, 2008 by Clme · 3 Comments

I know many of us have republican friends or family members that we have been avoiding over the last few months. Now that the election is over its almost safe to come back out and speak with these people again. However, you will want to keep a few things in mind when the topic of [...]

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expletive exceeded

November 3rd, 2008 by Clme · 2 Comments

I know I’ve not been doing my part in providing biting political commentary here over the last few months. The problem is twofold: 1) There is just so MUCH stuff worthy of posting. 2) I cant type anything about it without breaking into unstopping strings of swear words. My fingers get tired. Fucking politics. The [...]

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Subliminal Newsfeeds

September 29th, 2008 by Clme · No Comments

So while scrolling through my RSS feed viewer, I happened across this entry: Until I clicked on it and saw the football entry I honestly thought it was a newsfeed to a story about “beware Obama”. Perhaps its just unfortunate that Alabama’s nickname is so close to a presidential candidate. On the other hand, maybe [...]

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Feral Children

September 21st, 2008 by Clme · No Comments

So I started to think about children. Not having children, just about children in general. Then I started to think about cats. I’m not sure why. I’m always hearing things on the news about feral cats. The stories tend to revolve around feral cats killing desirable birds and wildlife, carrying disease, or getting into fights [...]

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The internet tubes are all wet

August 16th, 2007 by Clme · No Comments

About two months ago I had central air installed in the house, and it was good. Temperatures soared outside into the high nineties I was inside at a stable 72 degrees, and it was good. Then this morning, as the grilf was in the basement feeding the cats, she reported that the floor was wet. [...]

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Thats not a low rider… the springs are all broken!

October 14th, 2001 by Clme · No Comments

For the last week I have been driving a vehicle that ASPIRES to be ghetto. When my car was used to stop a high speed chase a few weeks ago (relevant link), I really didnt’ worry too much about transport, since numerous family members are normally more than willing to lend one out. I ran [...]

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