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I just did a search for “Why do I continually lose faith in humanity” but Google answered the question for me before I finished typing:

I lose faith in humanity somewhere between the discharge and the Indian smelling.
If you’re interested in how the “Google Suggest” feature works, check out this page on Google for more information.
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Dear whoever made that annoying Heineken commercial: Learn about volume.
Seriously. I can have my television on ‘3′ where I can barely hear voices on the screen as a murmur, but this damn commercial will make the neighbors ask me to keep it down when the actors all start their fucking screeching.
See for yourself:

Boy. [...]

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Apparently Marilyn chambers died today.
My mother called me today to chat, and happened to bring up this little tidbit. She then subjected me to a tale about accompanying my father to a showing of Behind the Green Door “In a real theater, not in a booth or from VCR”
When I failed to act shocked [...]

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While reading a thesis about how to power my car using nothing but semen I kept seeing comments containing jokes about someone named “Kenny Glenn”, interspersed with links to pictures of kittens. I was intrigued. Plus since it turns out that more power goes into producing semen than it contains, my research on [...]

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Woman with world’s longest fingernails breaks them in a car crash
Lee Redmond from Salt Lake City, Utah, is in the Guinness World Records for having the longest nails in the world.
She had not cut her nails since 1979, and the longest nail on her right thumb measured almost 90 cm.
Ms Redmond was badly hurt in [...]

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We here at pen have long been fans of the Get Your War On cartoon that David Reese has been releasing regularly since 2001. The cartoon has been mentioned here several times in the past and is regularly linked on our forum.
However, the author has decided to stop releasing the cartoon now that Bush [...]

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I think this may be a repost, but I had a song was stuck in my head today. Whenever that happens I feel a need to inflict my misery on others.
So, without further ado, here is a video of “Detachable Penis” by King Missile (1992).

Lyrics are behind the cut if you’re interested.

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I feel like making a content free post, so I’ll just steal something from the forum.
Not sure where this originated, but its been popping up in emails and various forums for several months.

You have to love it. A guy that is too old to care about how hot the lady may be, [...]

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First of all, Ann Coulter’s jaw has apparently been wired shut.
In my mind some good Samaritan punched her in her Adam’s apple and then she fell and broke her jaw on Sean Hannity’s forehead.
Its always possible that she broke her jaw trying to take in Dick Cheney’s massive cock though. Just imagine how [...]

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Since our archives aren’t currently searchable, I’m re-posting a few old classics that still get lots of google hits…

 
1) Universal Guide to Getting Laid in Japan
Click here to read the article.
Written by Fenomas, Pen’s senior correspondent from Japan. I’ve been told that this article holds just as true today as it ever has. [...]

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