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Sometimes I have to post things just because they make me smile. The grinders on the guitars is just icing on the cake. (Stolen from Weis in the forum).

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You’ve got to love the Christmas season. The brisk cold air, the colored lights, the nativity scenes with shitting figurines, and… wait, what the fuck? In some parts of the world (particularly Catalonia) placing figurines discreetly shitting in the nativity is a tradition going back centuries. Its been happening for so long that most of [...]

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So, first of all, I want you to take a look at this linked image of a body part disguised as a Muppet. Then compare, if you will, this youtube video of a classic Sesame Street guest: I love it when life imitates art.

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Just in case anyone was wondering, here is one of the reasons I do not like children: 11 year old mayor changes name of street to Justin Beiber Way. Yes, its an old story. I just read it recently. Get the fuck off my lawn.

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I’ve been reading a lot lately about Operation Grab Ass (a.k.a. fly with dignity). I’d like to formally suggest that as a form of protest the men flying over the next few months take a viagra prior to arriving at the airport. If anything is going to convince TSA management that the ‘pat-downs’ are going [...]

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So about three years ago it seemed like the Google Street View people were driving by my house every few months, and I was really enjoying watching my house evolve on the pictures. Then I left town for a few weeks, and they got a picture of my house with long grass and paint scraped [...]

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I just did a search for “Why do I continually lose faith in humanity” but Google answered the question for me before I finished typing: I lose faith in humanity somewhere between the discharge and the Indian smelling. If you’re interested in how the “Google Suggest” feature works, check out this page on Google for [...]

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Dear whoever made that annoying Heineken commercial: Learn about volume. Seriously. I can have my television on ’3′ where I can barely hear voices on the screen as a murmur, but this damn commercial will make the neighbors ask me to keep it down when the actors all start their fucking screeching. See for yourself: [...]

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Apparently Marilyn chambers died today. My mother called me today to chat, and happened to bring up this little tidbit. She then subjected me to a tale about accompanying my father to a showing of Behind the Green Door “In a real theater, not in a booth or from VCR” When I failed to act [...]

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While reading a thesis about how to power my car using nothing but semen I kept seeing comments containing jokes about someone named “Kenny Glenn”, interspersed with links to pictures of kittens. I was intrigued. Plus since it turns out that more power goes into producing semen than it contains, my research on alternative fuels [...]

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