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Woman with world’s longest fingernails breaks them in a car crash Lee Redmond from Salt Lake City, Utah, is in the Guinness World Records for having the longest nails in the world. She had not cut her nails since 1979, and the longest nail on her right thumb measured almost 90 cm. Ms Redmond was [...]

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We here at pen have long been fans of the Get Your War On cartoon that David Reese has been releasing regularly since 2001. The cartoon has been mentioned here several times in the past and is regularly linked on our forum. However, the author has decided to stop releasing the cartoon now that Bush [...]

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I think this may be a repost, but I had a song was stuck in my head today. Whenever that happens I feel a need to inflict my misery on others. So, without further ado, here is a video of “Detachable Penis” by King Missile (1992). Lyrics are behind the cut if you’re interested.

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I feel like making a content free post, so I’ll just steal something from the forum. Not sure where this originated, but its been popping up in emails and various forums for several months. You have to love it. A guy that is too old to care about how hot the lady may be, but [...]

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First of all, Ann Coulter’s jaw has apparently been wired shut. In my mind some good Samaritan punched her in her Adam’s apple and then she fell and broke her jaw on Sean Hannity’s forehead. Its always possible that she broke her jaw trying to take in Dick Cheney’s massive cock though. Just imagine how [...]

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Since our archives aren’t currently searchable, I’m re-posting a few old classics that still get lots of google hits…   1) Universal Guide to Getting Laid in Japan Click here to read the article. Written by Fenomas, Pen’s senior correspondent from Japan. I’ve been told that this article holds just as true today as it [...]

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Back in August there was a news story making the rounds about a woman named Bernan McKinney who paid a firm in Korea to have her dog cloned. Reportedly she sold her home in order to come up with the $50,000. The dog was a pitbull named Booger. Now as if that wasn’t bad enough, [...]

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People constantly amaze me. Apparently there is a blog out there devoted to nothing but depictions of men being punched, kicked, or otherwise injured in the groin. NadShot.com I’m not sure if this is supposed to be a fetish site, a humor site, or if someone just really likes making me uncomfortable. Thats right, me [...]

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I asked some of the pen forum posters to post items that they thought should go on the Pen mainpage (the glorious site you are currently reading). I was surprised when almost every post after that contained a link. So… without further ado, I give you the links the pen forum thinks are linkworthy. All [...]

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