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Throughout the years I have had thousands of Instant Message conversations and gotten a lot of email from Pen readers.
It turns out that a lot of you are smart and intelligent people that absolutely did not find this website while looking for penis lengthening aides. Many of you have provided me with [...]

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*phone rings*
Me: I.T. Support. This is Clem.
End User: Hey, ever since you gave me that new computer two months ago I’m missing the icon for %Application%. Can you put it back?
Me: Wow, two months, huh? How often do you normally have to use %Application%?
End User: Oh, [...]

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With about 6 months left of the Shrub, I’m restarting a project that was tragically dropped without warning over a year ago.
Help Dubya Cover His Ass!
Help the president of the Free World cover his ass… with other asses! Click on each ass picture to be transported to the link that was submitted with that [...]

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“Despite my better judgment” is an interesting phrase. Its meant to imply that the person using it carefully weighed two choices in their mind and went ahead and chose the one that was doomed to failure anyway. Unfortunately its also one of those phrases that are used incorrectly more often than not.
That leaves [...]

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Do you remember being in Junior High School, and getting apprehensive about showering after gym class?
No? Neither do I. I just went back to class smelling like a sweatsock and kept wondering why the girls wouldn’t talk to me. Still, I tended to change from gym clothes back to regular clothes as [...]

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when did that happen?

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LOOK AT ME! POSTING ON AN INTERNET BLOG PAGE! THIS IS AWESOME!
While I’m here, can anyone tell me an easy way to get semen out of doll hair?
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cake
pie
kringles
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
donuts
doughnuts
more cake.

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I drank a 5 hour energy shot today. Not bad. I had a lot of energy while I sat on the toilet shitting my guts out.

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