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When I was a young child my mother seemed to have a theory about disease: Feed a cold, force-feed a flu. As a result, I can remember many times where she would send me to bed, but put a paper bag (double-bagged) next to the bed for me to throw-up in in the likely occurrence [...]

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While watching TV the other day I caught reference to something called “night soil” that I had never heard of before… so I looked it up. I found that night soil is the soil recovered from places outhouses used to (or still currently) stand. During the period of time that outhouses were in use, they [...]

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I know that on Wednesday an awful lot of people are going to be lost while sites like Wikipedia and Reddit are down in protest of SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act). I support their protest completely, as do most members of the PenIsMightier community. Just in case you’re missing Reddit during their outage I’d like [...]

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Then pen forum gives us this little gem: How to defraggle your motherdisc (Thanks to LonMabonJovi for the link) I have to say there is some good advice there. I found myself critiquing their technique at several points, but overall their dedication is admirable. Our forum also included a quote from another sites review of [...]

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Huh. This is new… The thing is, “nothing to do” is why I was on the computer to begin with. Who knew my computer could get bored too?

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Some pictures don’t need a description. I took that picture back in July, but just cleared out my camera today. (I take no responsibility for the spelling). Enjoy.

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In parking as in life, its sometimes OK to back out and try again.

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Some parents are better at suppressing their children’s evil tendencies than others… in fact, others seem to encourage them. Anyone that has ever visited a Wal-Mart can tell you that. However, even with the good ones, occasionally the attempts to teach their young demon-vessel some civilized manners can backfire. Take the case of a friend [...]

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There has long been a theory that adding the Benny Hill Theme Song (‘Yakkety Sax’) to any tragic video will make it funny. Of course, it helps if the video is sped up. For example: I challenge the readers, email harvesters, and spam-bots that frequent this website to find a horrible/tragic/disgusting/etc video that is NOT [...]

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On the Pen forum, TheOnyx responded to Jeer’s proposal below by creating a build-a-bear sex toy. Originally written by jeer: I got home from work the other day to find the following on the front porch: (click for larger versions) “Chris, I put on my robe and wizard hat. Roll for initiative. Love, Shaun, your [...]

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