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Entries Tagged as 'Inspirational'
All the world is a stage, And all the men and women merely player-haters.
October 17th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Inspirational · tits or gtfo
Why Vista gets a bad reputation
September 27th, 2008 · No Comments
*phone rings*
Me: I.T. Support. This is Clem.
End User: Hey, ever since you gave me that new computer two months ago I’m missing the icon for %Application%. Can you put it back?
Me: Wow, two months, huh? How often do you normally have to use %Application%?
End User: Oh, [...]
Tags: Inspirational · Techie
Assholes and Elbows.
June 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment
With about 6 months left of the Shrub, I’m restarting a project that was tragically dropped without warning over a year ago.
Help Dubya Cover His Ass!
Help the president of the Free World cover his ass… with other asses! Click on each ass picture to be transported to the link that was submitted with that [...]
Tags: Inspirational · Political
Reverse Etymology
May 15th, 2008 · 3 Comments
“Despite my better judgment” is an interesting phrase. Its meant to imply that the person using it carefully weighed two choices in their mind and went ahead and chose the one that was doomed to failure anyway. Unfortunately its also one of those phrases that are used incorrectly more often than not.
That leaves [...]
Tags: Inspirational
Moobies!
March 22nd, 2008 · 1 Comment
Do you remember being in Junior High School, and getting apprehensive about showering after gym class?
No? Neither do I. I just went back to class smelling like a sweatsock and kept wondering why the girls wouldn’t talk to me. Still, I tended to change from gym clothes back to regular clothes as [...]
Tags: Inspirational · tits or gtfo
wait, there’s a frontpage?
March 15th, 2008 · 4 Comments
when did that happen?
Tags: Inspirational · tits or gtfo
The hills across the valley of Ebro were long and white.
February 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment
LOOK AT ME! POSTING ON AN INTERNET BLOG PAGE! THIS IS AWESOME!
While I’m here, can anyone tell me an easy way to get semen out of doll hair?
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Tags: Inspirational · Uncategorized
Pastry
February 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment
cake
pie
kringles
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
donuts
doughnuts
more cake.
Tags: Inspirational
Test with images
January 29th, 2008 · 2 Comments
I drank a 5 hour energy shot today. Not bad. I had a lot of energy while I sat on the toilet shitting my guts out.
Tags: Inspirational
HEY GUYS! WHATS GOING ON IN THIS BLOG??1?
January 29th, 2008 · No Comments
Wiener wiener test wiener.
Tags: Inspirational