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Another Valentine’s day has come and gone. The holiday in which we celebrate a priest being beheaded by Roman emperors by giving our loved ones flowers and candy hearts. A holiday I have traditionally celebrated by wearing black and watching horror movies. So, angst aside, here is what my wife and I got each other [...]

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Please let it be known that I consider it my civic duty to flush the toilet if I hear someone talking on the phone in a public bathroom. That is all.

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This made the geek part of me go ‘squee’. Then I felt ashamed. So I share my shame with you. I’m sure that I will always be A lonely number like root three The three is all that’s good and right, Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath the vicious square root sign, [...]

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Throughout the years I have had thousands of Instant Message conversations and gotten a lot of email from Pen readers. It turns out that a lot of you are smart and intelligent people that absolutely did not find this website while looking for penis lengthening aides. Many of you have provided me with stories about [...]

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*phone rings* Me: I.T. Support. This is Clem. End User: Hey, ever since you gave me that new computer two months ago I’m missing the icon for %Application%. Can you put it back? Me: Wow, two months, huh? How often do you normally have to use %Application%? End User: Oh, I never use it. I [...]

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With about 6 months left of the Shrub, I’m restarting a project that was tragically dropped without warning over a year ago. Help Dubya Cover His Ass! Help the president of the Free World cover his ass… with other asses! Click on each ass picture to be transported to the link that was submitted with [...]

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“Despite my better judgment” is an interesting phrase. Its meant to imply that the person using it carefully weighed two choices in their mind and went ahead and chose the one that was doomed to failure anyway. Unfortunately its also one of those phrases that are used incorrectly more often than not. That leaves you [...]

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Do you remember being in Junior High School, and getting apprehensive about showering after gym class? No? Neither do I. I just went back to class smelling like a sweatsock and kept wondering why the girls wouldn’t talk to me. Still, I tended to change from gym clothes back to regular clothes as fast as [...]

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LOOK AT ME! POSTING ON AN INTERNET BLOG PAGE! THIS IS AWESOME! While I’m here, can anyone tell me an easy way to get semen out of doll hair? -j

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