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June 26th, 2010 by Clme · No Comments

So Dick Cheney has once again been admitted to the hospital, due to ‘discomfort’.
More information available here.
I suppose I should be hoping that it turns out to be bad. After all, this man has made a living out of raping the working class and then charging them for lube. But I have to [...]

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What if balloon boy fell into a well?

October 24th, 2009 by Clme · No Comments

I wish people would stop talking about ‘Balloon Boy’.
First of all, how fucked up is it that we’re all calling him Balloon Boy when he wasn’t even in the damn balloon? How is this kid going to end up being known as balloon boy his entire life? At least Baby Jessica [...]

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Behind the Screen Door in the Submarine.

April 14th, 2009 by Clme · No Comments

Apparently Marilyn chambers died today.
My mother called me today to chat, and happened to bring up this little tidbit. She then subjected me to a tale about accompanying my father to a showing of Behind the Green Door “In a real theater, not in a booth or from VCR”
When I failed to act shocked [...]

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