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Some parents are better at suppressing their children’s evil tendencies than others… while others seem to encourage them. Anyone that has ever visited a Wal-Mart can tell you that.
However, sometimes the attempts to teach a young demon-vessel civilized manners can backfire. Take the case of a friend of mine, who had spent time [...]

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You know, after spending a few hours playing the new Super Mario game on the Wii, it occurred to me that Mario and Luigi were not very good plumbers. I’m not sure why the Mushroom Kingdom has kept them on retainer for so long.
I mean, seriously, have you ever had problems with animals coming [...]

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I just did a search for “Why do I continually lose faith in humanity” but Google answered the question for me before I finished typing:

I lose faith in humanity somewhere between the discharge and the Indian smelling.
If you’re interested in how the “Google Suggest” feature works, check out this page on Google for more information.
For [...]

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I was recently moved to read a little piece of moral turpentine entitled “Dr. Tiller: Who will mourn your casualties?” So moved in fact, that I have humbly undertaken to pen a tribute. It is, with characteristic restraint, entitled:
Dr. Washington, What Would Minnie Think?
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Socrates, a Greek
Dr. Ellis Washington, professor of law and political science at [...]

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I recently took a break from downloading Sarah Palin ‘look-alike’ pornography in order to go out to dinner with some friends. Unfortunately our first few restaurant choices had extremely long wait times, so we ended up at a kind of seedy joint that I had eaten at a few times in the past. [...]

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I’ve posted before about the dangers of allowing television and internet time to overlap.
I come to you with a fresh warning:
Do not watch the Disney channel immediately after viewing a large quantity internet pornography.
Kim Possible and The Emporer’s New School may take on subtexts that get kind of creepy. Its even [...]

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I always hear the stories of people proposing over Twitter. I’ve even read a few of the ‘tweets’ myself when someone has pointed them out to me.
My question is this: Has anyone that was proposed to over Twitter actually accepted?
Related: How many homicides have occurred thanks to Twitter [...]

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Kids these days.
Wait, let me start over.
People these days. No respect. We’re a species of spoiled brats. I often bitch about this indirectly when I see anyone start exhibiting behavior that personifies a complete lack of acknowledgment about how privileged a person is or how retarded it is that they are bitching about a specific [...]

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While performing my after-shower rituals this evening I noticed something very, very disturbing in the mirror …besides my naked body.
There appeared to be two coarse, curly hairs growing out of my ear. Upon closer examination I found that their roots were based on my ear lobe, but the effect was disturbing. My [...]

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While at a New Year’s party I had a stranger tell me a theory… At least, they presented it at a theory, but I guess its really more like an observation they had. It all stemmed from a conversation about Facebook, strangely enough…

“You know, some people’s lives hit their peak in high school. [...]

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