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off the cuff, into the crotch.

January 21st, 2010 by Clme · No Comments

Some comments about the Massachusetts Senate election…

Massachusetts already has mandatory health care. For the most part people there dont want to reverse it… so why should they have serious care about the National health care legislation? The only thing they’re really missing in the State plans is real price controls. [...]

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Tags: Political

Being stupid is a pre-existing condition.

August 18th, 2009 by Clme · 1 Comment

I’ve been avoiding the health care insurance debate because of health issues… High blood pressure and popping veins in my forehead is apparently considered a pre-existing condition.
However, I cant ignore how people are protesting and chanting.
Across the country we have people mobilizing and traveling to congressional districts they don’t vote in so [...]

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Tags: Bitchfest · Political

Not endorsed by Chrysler.

August 11th, 2009 by Clme · 1 Comment

Over the last few weeks I’ve been seeing all sorts of video footage of the effects of “Cash for Clunkers” throughout the country.
But nowhere has it made more of a difference than in the lives of creepy child molesters. See, Clash for Clunkers allows them to trade in their 15 year old panel van [...]

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Tags: Inspirational · Political

The Savannah Dialogues

June 8th, 2009 by fenomas · 2 Comments

I was recently moved to read a little piece of moral turpentine entitled “Dr. Tiller: Who will mourn your casualties?” So moved in fact, that I have humbly undertaken to pen a tribute. It is, with characteristic restraint, entitled:
Dr. Washington, What Would Minnie Think?
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Socrates, a Greek
Dr. Ellis Washington, professor of law and political science at [...]

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Tags: Inspirational · Political · philosophical

Misdirected shame yields results

March 24th, 2009 by Clme · No Comments

So apparently $50 million in bailout bonuses have been recovered from AIG executives.
Another 30 million dollars may yet be recovered as the shame campaign works its way through the AIG ranks.
However, there is still no word on who authorized the payments to begin with and why they aren’t part of this shame campaign.
Kudos to [...]

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Tags: Bitchfest · Political

Bear is driving AIG? How can that be??

March 23rd, 2009 by Clme · No Comments

Okay… I get that people are upset about AIG misusing the bailout funds. I really do. I even share at least a small portion of the outrage that a primarily government owned company that accepted bailout cash still saw fit to send out bonuses.
But I dont think that the rage is [...]

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Tags: Bitchfest · Political

Corporate whore or socialist shill?

January 25th, 2009 by Clme · 1 Comment

To whom it may concern:
When you describe President Obama, please avoid conflicting criticism.
For example, the following two criticisms are not compatible:

President Obama is doing exactly what corporations are telling him to, and is not following his own rules with regard to lobbyists.
President Obama is ushering in a new age [...]

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GYWO has ended.

January 24th, 2009 by Clme · No Comments

We here at pen have long been fans of the Get Your War On cartoon that David Reese has been releasing regularly since 2001. The cartoon has been mentioned here several times in the past and is regularly linked on our forum.
However, the author has decided to stop releasing the cartoon now that Bush [...]

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Tags: DYJGTIT? · Political

Battery Powered Cohones

January 22nd, 2009 by Clme · No Comments

Yesterday, during the inauguration of President Barack Obama, Vice President Dick Cheney was confined to a wheelchair.
Rumor has it that he injured his back moving out of his current residence, and a doctor recommended he spend several days in the chair to speed his healing. Unfortunately this was not the whole story.
You see, Mr. [...]

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Confidential message to the progressive media…

December 21st, 2008 by Clme · 3 Comments

Dear progressive media,
Please stop using the term “Global Warming”. You are leaving yourself open for ridicule.
If you are going to discuss this topic please say “Climate Change” instead… especially when its so cold outside that my penis inverts.
Sincerely,
Clem

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Tags: Political