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So apparently $50 million in bailout bonuses have been recovered from AIG executives. Another 30 million dollars may yet be recovered as the shame campaign works its way through the AIG ranks. However, there is still no word on who authorized the payments to begin with and why they aren’t part of this shame campaign. [...]

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Okay… I get that people are upset about AIG misusing the bailout funds. I really do. I even share at least a small portion of the outrage that a primarily government owned company that accepted bailout cash still saw fit to send out bonuses. But I dont think that the rage is directed at the [...]

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To whom it may concern: When you describe President Obama, please avoid conflicting criticism. For example, the following two criticisms are not compatible: President Obama is doing exactly what corporations are telling him to, and is not following his own rules with regard to lobbyists. President Obama is ushering in a new age of socialism. [...]

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We here at pen have long been fans of the Get Your War On cartoon that David Reese has been releasing regularly since 2001. The cartoon has been mentioned here several times in the past and is regularly linked on our forum. However, the author has decided to stop releasing the cartoon now that Bush [...]

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Yesterday, during the inauguration of President Barack Obama, Vice President Dick Cheney was confined to a wheelchair. Rumor has it that he injured his back moving out of his current residence, and a doctor recommended he spend several days in the chair to speed his healing. Unfortunately this was not the whole story. You see, [...]

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Dear progressive media, Please stop using the term “Global Warming”. You are leaving yourself open for ridicule. If you are going to discuss this topic please say “Climate Change” instead… especially when its so cold outside that my penis inverts. Sincerely, Clem

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So you’ve probably heard by now that the mother of Levi Johnston (Bristol Palin’s soon-to-be-husband) has been arrested on drug charges. If not, you can read the story here. There has been a lot of outcry about this story, and whether or not it is news. In fact, there is a feeling by many that [...]

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(GIF, 1.8MB) Damn. Doesn’t anything stick to this guy?

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While I didn’t expect the White House to allow anti-Bush ornaments on their tree, this article still makes me sad… From MSNBC WASHINGTON – The White House won’t display a Christmas tree ornament that calls for President Bush’s impeachment. The ornament was made by Seattle artist Deborah Lawrence, who says she wanted to honor Rep. [...]

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First of all, Ann Coulter’s jaw has apparently been wired shut. In my mind some good Samaritan punched her in her Adam’s apple and then she fell and broke her jaw on Sean Hannity’s forehead. Its always possible that she broke her jaw trying to take in Dick Cheney’s massive cock though. Just imagine how [...]

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