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First of all, Ann Coulter’s jaw has apparently been wired shut. In my mind some good Samaritan punched her in her Adam’s apple and then she fell and broke her jaw on Sean Hannity’s forehead. Its always possible that she broke her jaw trying to take in Dick Cheney’s massive cock though. Just imagine how [...]

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So while watching T.V. this evening I happened to see one of those porcelain plate ads… only instead of the normal bullshit like movie memorabilia or holiday pictures, it was an “Obama Victory” plate… It was just so over the top and full of catch phrases that it took seeing the commercial twice before I [...]

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I know many of us have republican friends or family members that we have been avoiding over the last few months. Now that the election is over its almost safe to come back out and speak with these people again. However, you will want to keep a few things in mind when the topic of [...]

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First of all I have to say that I am pleased Senators Obama and Biden will soon be running the executive branch of the United States government. Change is coming, one way or another. I’m not expecting miracles, just a shift into the right direction. Now that I’ve got that out of the way I [...]

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I know I’ve not been doing my part in providing biting political commentary here over the last few months. The problem is twofold: 1) There is just so MUCH stuff worthy of posting. 2) I cant type anything about it without breaking into unstopping strings of swear words. My fingers get tired. Fucking politics. The [...]

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I have to thank all of those that participated in the Help Dubya Cover His Ass! project. However, ultimately it turned out to be a failure. With two weeks left until the election I just cant see any way that we can get enough asses to cover Bush. So, with that said I am now [...]

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So while scrolling through my RSS feed viewer, I happened across this entry: Until I clicked on it and saw the football entry I honestly thought it was a newsfeed to a story about “beware Obama”. Perhaps its just unfortunate that Alabama’s nickname is so close to a presidential candidate. On the other hand, maybe [...]

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With about 6 months left of the Shrub, I’m restarting a project that was tragically dropped without warning over a year ago. Help Dubya Cover His Ass! Help the president of the Free World cover his ass… with other asses! Click on each ass picture to be transported to the link that was submitted with [...]

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I was doing some spring cleaning of some files, especially those concerning some of my old writings, and I fell upon this. It seems just as relevant now as it did then, sadly:  ”Our armies do not come into your cities and lands, as conquerors and enemies but as liberators, it is not the wish [...]

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With all the fuss out there about Jaramiah Wright, the preacher at Senator Obama’s church, I think its time we remember all the way back to September… Of course, if you really want some fun look up John McCain endorsor John Hagee. There are a lot of videos and websites with information about this fine [...]

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