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Last weekend I took my dog out to a dog park despite some recently wet weather. Other than the smell of wet dog, the trip was a success and a good time was had by all. However, when I stopped for gas on the way home I didn’t count on the go leaving its normal [...]

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Do you like reading pen, but think that it doesn’t update often enough? Alternatively, would you like the opportunity to see if the firewall or web filter at your place of business blocks attempts to connect to web IRC? Well then, I’ve got a solution for you! Either fire up your favorite IRC client or [...]

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I think this may be a repost, but I had a song was stuck in my head today. Whenever that happens I feel a need to inflict my misery on others. So, without further ado, here is a video of “Detachable Penis” by King Missile (1992). Lyrics are behind the cut if you’re interested.

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With all of the attention being paid to recent Mac/Vista ads, I felt it was time to resurrect the PenIs XP operating system. This operating system was released in 2002, and is still just as revolutionary now as it was then. This is the only operating system with ten times more bugs than XP, and [...]

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In honor of the holidays I’m recycling a post from 2005… Some of my extended family has a problem with lifestyle choices I’ve made in the past. Most notably, they have a problem with the fact that I haven’t knocked some girl up yet. They dont seem to have any problem with the fact that [...]

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Since our archives aren’t currently searchable, I’m re-posting a few old classics that still get lots of google hits…   1) Universal Guide to Getting Laid in Japan Click here to read the article. Written by Fenomas, Pen’s senior correspondent from Japan. I’ve been told that this article holds just as true today as it [...]

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Its time for yet another episode of Masturbatory Roleplaying! The game where everybody loses, even when they win!. Story Five:Web-Cam Truth or Dare. Imagine that you’re a voyeur. Or don’t imagine. You are. We all know it. We forgive you. Now give me back my underwear and re-mulch the area under the windows. Anyway… since [...]

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Its time for another episode of Masturbatory Roleplaying! The game where I’m the DM, you dont get to role for initiative, and no matter what decisions you make you’re going to have to hear about how I don’t get as much sex as I’d like. Story Four: Incestuous Purloined Porn Stashes. Imagine you’re a young [...]

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Its time for masturbatory roleplaying! Its like roleplaying with a sexual partner, but without the dressing up or the sex. Its a cool, dreary afternoon and you’re trying to decide between taking a walk or having a good long . Seeing as how your significant other is out for the day (and you never cared [...]

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Or is that reposted more stories transcribed from email? Or more email transcribed from reposted stories? Ah forget it. Imagine knowing as much about female anatomy as a 4th grader, but you have the body of a 17 year old. Would the internet help you any better than your dad’s old penthouse magazines? A young [...]

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