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Last weekend I took my dog out to a dog park despite some recently wet weather. Other than the smell of wet dog, the trip was a success and a good time was had by all. However, when I stopped for gas on the way home I didn’t count on the go leaving its normal [...]

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When I was a young child my mother seemed to have a theory about disease: Feed a cold, force-feed a flu. As a result, I can remember many times where she would send me to bed, but put a paper bag (double-bagged) next to the bed for me to throw-up in in the likely occurrence [...]

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You’ve got to love the Christmas season. The brisk cold air, the colored lights, the nativity scenes with shitting figurines, and… wait, what the fuck? In some parts of the world (particularly Catalonia) placing figurines discreetly shitting in the nativity is a tradition going back centuries. Its been happening for so long that most of [...]

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Pussy Riot is a Russian punk band that some readers of our forums will be familiar with already. A few selections of their work are really quite impressive, even to those of us that don’t speak the language. But I’m really posting this because of the headline: Pussy Riot Denied Bail The three activists were [...]

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Most of the time when I think of sex in the Victorian era (or several generations earlier) I think of stuffy people that only had sex in the dark, or classy prostitutes that had boring sex and gave their change in syphilis. Of course, logically I know this couldn’t be the case… people are, in [...]

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While watching TV the other day I caught reference to something called “night soil” that I had never heard of before… so I looked it up. I found that night soil is the soil recovered from places outhouses used to (or still currently) stand. During the period of time that outhouses were in use, they [...]

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Normally my cats are pooping machines. In fact, over the years I’ve developed a theory that a cats primary purpose in life is to manufacture poop. When it comes right down to it, shedding on my clothes is really just a hobby. So on Sunday I noticed one of my cats had stopped pooping, and [...]

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I recently realized that the behavior I exhibit that doesn’t make me feel guilty about Jehovah’s witnesses, salesmen, and Mormon missionaries does make me feel guilty when it comes to political canvassers. For example: Last weekend, one of the “Recall Walker” signature-gatherers knocked on my door. I answered the door in my normal Saturday morning [...]

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I always found the strange, bushy eyebrows old men seem to get creepy. Then this morning I actually looked in the mirror while shaving and noticed an eyebrow hair out of place. I thought that was strange, since normally they don’t really move at all. So I touched the out of place hair, and it [...]

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Last Saturday morning I participated in a 5k “Race/Walk for the Cure” event to collect money for breast cancer research. (I was one of the walkers… At this point I don’t run unless I’m on fire). I spent about an hour walking the route, and noticed that at several points along the route local residents [...]

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