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Most of the time when I think of sex in the Victorian era (or several generations earlier) I think of stuffy people that only had sex in the dark, or classy prostitutes that had boring sex and gave their change in syphilis. Of course, logically I know this couldn’t be the case… people are, in [...]

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While watching TV the other day I caught reference to something called “night soil” that I had never heard of before… so I looked it up. I found that night soil is the soil recovered from places outhouses used to (or still currently) stand. During the period of time that outhouses were in use, they [...]

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Normally my cats are pooping machines. In fact, over the years I’ve developed a theory that a cats primary purpose in life is to manufacture poop. When it comes right down to it, shedding on my clothes is really just a hobby. So on Sunday I noticed one of my cats had stopped pooping, and [...]

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I recently realized that the behavior I exhibit that doesn’t make me feel guilty about Jehovah’s witnesses, salesmen, and Mormon missionaries does make me feel guilty when it comes to political canvassers. For example: Last weekend, one of the “Recall Walker” signature-gatherers knocked on my door. I answered the door in my normal Saturday morning [...]

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I always found the strange, bushy eyebrows old men seem to get creepy. Then this morning I actually looked in the mirror while shaving and noticed an eyebrow hair out of place. I thought that was strange, since normally they don’t really move at all. So I touched the out of place hair, and it [...]

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Last Saturday morning I participated in a 5k “Race/Walk for the Cure” event to collect money for breast cancer research. (I was one of the walkers… At this point I don’t run unless I’m on fire). I spent about an hour walking the route, and noticed that at several points along the route local residents [...]

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Its 6:30am on Saturday morning and I hear an alarm start to go off. I open my eyes and try to find the source of the sound, only to find myself struck by the unfamiliarity of my environment. At first I’m just confused because I seem to be fully dressed, and still wearing my shoes. [...]

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Tip for all of you out there with female significant-others: Have flowers delivered to her work. Somehow flowers mean more when a dozen of her coworkers can see she is getting them. It works to your advantage. Tip for all of you out there with male significant-others: If you get flowers, include a vase. It [...]

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I discovered something new today. I discovered that if you walk into a large data center carrying nothing but a hammer that you will rapidly become a very popular person. I was only trying to move a stuck rail in a rack, but they kept acting like I was going to seriously punish a server. [...]

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In parking as in life, its sometimes OK to back out and try again.

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