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Tip for all of you out there with female significant-others: Have flowers delivered to her work. Somehow flowers mean more when a dozen of her coworkers can see she is getting them. It works to your advantage. Tip for all of you out there with male significant-others: If you get flowers, include a vase. It [...]

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I discovered something new today. I discovered that if you walk into a large data center carrying nothing but a hammer that you will rapidly become a very popular person. I was only trying to move a stuck rail in a rack, but they kept acting like I was going to seriously punish a server. [...]

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In parking as in life, its sometimes OK to back out and try again.

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I recently spoke with a buddy of mine that I hadn’t been able to reach in about a month. It turns out that had spent a good deal of the month alone, since his wife used several weeks of vacation time to visit her parents in another state. When I asked what it was he [...]

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