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Entries Tagged as 'Techie'

Vericose Weather Vain

October 19th, 2009 by Clme · No Comments

It was cloudy out today.
At least, thats what the people that kept calling me were saying; I didn’t have a window nearby so I couldn’t verify their tales. When people calling in for tech support start talking about the weather I have a feeling they’re just feeling helpless. In some way [...]

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Roach clip computer mod

September 16th, 2009 by Clme · No Comments

Some days I feel like a social worker, or possibly a health inspector.

*phone rings*
Me: This is Clem, what can I do to you today?
User: Hi Clam, I have a… wait, what?
Me: What is the nature of your issue today?
User: Oh. This is Nancy downstairs, and I just put a ticket in [...]

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Tags: Bitchfest · Techie

Exploited tech exploits.

August 30th, 2009 by Clme · No Comments

Part of the problem with resisting the lure of management is that I still find myself chained to a phone from time to time.
Take last Friday for example…

*phone rings*
Me: I.T. Support, this is Clem.
User: Hi Ken. My printer isn’t working.
Me: Ok. When did it stop working?
User: Yesterday sometime.
Me: [...]

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Microsoft Mouse doesn’t work on Vista??

May 26th, 2009 by Clme · 5 Comments

I’ve recently had some issues with my Microsoft mouse driver on an HP laptop running Windows Vista.
Details (and a resolution) here, if you’re interested.
Funny, it just works on my Ubuntu laptop.

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Making Vista not look like Vista, Part 3

March 10th, 2009 by Clme · 2 Comments

This post has been merged with several others, and moved to a new location. You can view it here:
Make Vista Look Like Win2k
Thank you.

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Tags: Bitchfest · Techie

Making Vista not look like Vista, Part 2

March 10th, 2009 by Clme · 2 Comments

This post has been merged with several others, and moved to a new location. You can view it here:
Make Vista Look Like Win2k
Thank you.

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Making Vista not look like Vista.

March 10th, 2009 by Clme · 3 Comments

This post has been merged with several others, and moved to a new location. You can view it here:
Make Vista Look Like Win2k
Thank you.

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RIP Backup Drive #1

December 26th, 2008 by Clme · No Comments

Backup drive #1 died today after a short battle with the controller card. The plug was pulled after doctors noticed that it was spinning up but there was no brain activity.
It is survived by one operating system drive, four grand data drives, and two great-grand backup drives.
There will be a small private service [...]

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Windows Vista Previous Versions (Volume Shadow Copy)

November 30th, 2008 by Clme · 2 Comments

One of the nice things about Vista Ultimate is the ability to easily use the ‘Previous Versions’ tools that are built into the operating system.
Previous Versions (Also known as Volume Shadow Copy) is a feature that was introduced in Server2003, and a precursor of it exists in Windows XP as ‘System Restore’. [...]

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A coke and a smile

October 9th, 2008 by Dave · No Comments

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How else would you honor the confirmation that coke is an excellent spermicide?

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