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Back in August there was a news story making the rounds about a woman named Bernan McKinney who paid a firm in Korea to have her dog cloned. Reportedly she sold her home in order to come up with the $50,000.
The dog was a pitbull named Booger.
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Throughout the years I have had thousands of Instant Message conversations and gotten a lot of email from Pen readers.
It turns out that a lot of you are smart and intelligent people that absolutely did not find this website while looking for penis lengthening aides. Many of you have provided me with [...]

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I’m beginning to think that my internet time and my TV time shouldn’t overlap. Its hurting my focus, and sometimes leads to embarrassing situations.
Usually these situations are fairly benign. For example, I’ll be watching something on PBS and suddenly get absorbed by the shiny lights on the computer. The next thing I [...]

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If someone forced you at gunpoint and said you had to dress up as a Cosplay person. Who would you pick?
Me? I’d rock me some GI JOE Destro outfit

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Do you remember being in Junior High School, and getting apprehensive about showering after gym class?
No? Neither do I. I just went back to class smelling like a sweatsock and kept wondering why the girls wouldn’t talk to me. Still, I tended to change from gym clothes back to regular clothes as [...]

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