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Most of the time when I think of sex in the Victorian era (or several generations earlier) I think of stuffy people that only had sex in the dark, or classy prostitutes that had boring sex and gave their change in syphilis. Of course, logically I know this couldn’t be the case… people are, in [...]

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On the Pen forum, TheOnyx responded to Jeer’s proposal below by creating a build-a-bear sex toy. Originally written by jeer: I got home from work the other day to find the following on the front porch: (click for larger versions) “Chris, I put on my robe and wizard hat. Roll for initiative. Love, Shaun, your [...]

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Two members of the Pen forum, TheOnyx and Jeer, have apparently finally consummated their love… Originally written by TheOnyx: I was awoken this morning by a phone call to my cell phone at 8am. FedEx needed to confirm my name and address and mentioned that they were attempting to deliver a perishable package… namely, flowers. [...]

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While watching television a few nights ago I started to hear what sounded like an animal in pain outside my living room window. At first I try to just tune it out by raising the television volume, but after about 20 minutes it becomes more insistent and I finally decide to go outside and see [...]

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While watching television this evening I kept seeing ads for “My Bloody Valentine… in 3D!” It definitely looks interesting. Half naked women running around while being chased by a guy with an axe. Sounds like either a great date movie or a late night Cinemax fapfest. The fact its in 3d adds something… as long [...]

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I feel like making a content free post, so I’ll just steal something from the forum. Not sure where this originated, but its been popping up in emails and various forums for several months. You have to love it. A guy that is too old to care about how hot the lady may be, but [...]

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Back in August there was a news story making the rounds about a woman named Bernan McKinney who paid a firm in Korea to have her dog cloned. Reportedly she sold her home in order to come up with the $50,000. The dog was a pitbull named Booger. Now as if that wasn’t bad enough, [...]

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Throughout the years I have had thousands of Instant Message conversations and gotten a lot of email from Pen readers. It turns out that a lot of you are smart and intelligent people that absolutely did not find this website while looking for penis lengthening aides. Many of you have provided me with stories about [...]

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