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Last July I ended up spending quite a bit of time with the disease ridden offspring of my friends and family. During this time frame I became infected with some horrible upper respiratory ailment, despite the frequent application of hand sanitizer and grain alcohol. Maybe next time I should drink the sanitizer and apply the [...]

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I finally joined the digital age in terms of picture taking with the reception of a Kodak EasyShare C813 for my birthday. I take it with me now in case I see something worth, well, sharing to use an apt term.
I was outside a Big Boy for lunch at work and this Triumph cruiser parked [...]

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I forget my desire to not be rude and reach out to make sure she’s not a hologram.

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There is a five year old boy living in my brain. There is a constant fight for control in there between me and him, and at times I know he is winning.
For example, last night my wife called me while I was on my way home from work and asked me to pick up [...]

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New Mother: What are you doing?
Me: I’m burping the baby!
New Mother: No seriously, what are you doing?
Me: Ok, I’m playing “Wipeout” on her back. It sounds really cool though!
New Mother: She seems to like it…
New Mother: So today we discovered that the ruffles on the diaper legs [...]

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There are some things you just should not say to a new mother. Over the last couple of weeks I have discovered what many of those things are from experience.
Me: So how is the fresh mother?
New Mother: Fresh what? huh?
Me: Oh… um. How is the new mother. Sorry, [...]

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LOOK AT ME! POSTING ON AN INTERNET BLOG PAGE! THIS IS AWESOME!
While I’m here, can anyone tell me an easy way to get semen out of doll hair?
-j

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