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October 12th, 2008 · 2 Comments
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Sanitizing the sinuses
September 21st, 2008 · No Comments
Last July I ended up spending quite a bit of time with the disease ridden offspring of my friends and family. During this time frame I became infected with some horrible upper respiratory ailment, despite the frequent application of hand sanitizer and grain alcohol. Maybe next time I should drink the sanitizer and apply the [...]
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Cabbage Crates Coming Over the Briny
July 13th, 2008 · No Comments
I finally joined the digital age in terms of picture taking with the reception of a Kodak EasyShare C813 for my birthday. I take it with me now in case I see something worth, well, sharing to use an apt term.
I was outside a Big Boy for lunch at work and this Triumph cruiser parked [...]
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Dream Analysis Theatre
July 5th, 2008 · No Comments
I forget my desire to not be rude and reach out to make sure she’s not a hologram.
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Binge Drinking
March 15th, 2008 · No Comments
There is a five year old boy living in my brain. There is a constant fight for control in there between me and him, and at times I know he is winning.
For example, last night my wife called me while I was on my way home from work and asked me to pick up [...]
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Things not to say to a new mother, part two.
March 15th, 2008 · No Comments
New Mother: What are you doing?
Me: I’m burping the baby!
New Mother: No seriously, what are you doing?
Me: Ok, I’m playing “Wipeout” on her back. It sounds really cool though!
New Mother: She seems to like it…
New Mother: So today we discovered that the ruffles on the diaper legs [...]
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Things not to say to a new mother, part one.
March 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
There are some things you just should not say to a new mother. Over the last couple of weeks I have discovered what many of those things are from experience.
Me: So how is the fresh mother?
New Mother: Fresh what? huh?
Me: Oh… um. How is the new mother. Sorry, [...]
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Important Post
March 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
This is a very important post. The importance of the contents of this post cannot be over emphasized. No… Really. This may be the post important thing you read all week.
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The poster of this important message accepts no liability for the way in which the message above has changed your life or impacted your [...]
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Team Fortress 2 (tf2) - Medic Rap song
February 29th, 2008 · No Comments
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The hills across the valley of Ebro were long and white.
February 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment
LOOK AT ME! POSTING ON AN INTERNET BLOG PAGE! THIS IS AWESOME!
While I’m here, can anyone tell me an easy way to get semen out of doll hair?
-j
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