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I get a lot of email. Most of it is bullshit from Republican relatives and associates that either want to tweak me or think they can change my way of thinking.
The strange thing though is that over the last year the emails have all started to have something in common, no matter who they [...]

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I found this bin in my old man’s shop. He’s not very good at labeling his bins or boxes, but for some reason he saw fit to label this one.
It broke my brain.

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An addendum to the previous post:

Originally from here.
Please tip your waitresses.

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Please note that this is not a work safe link: 1 man 1 jar
Dave, who is a horrible person, gave us this link after reading Warren Ellis’s Livejournal.
According to Jimbo: “that is officially the worst thing on the internet”. I dont know about worst, but I bet that at [...]

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Last July I ended up spending quite a bit of time with the disease ridden offspring of my friends and family. During this time frame I became infected with some horrible upper respiratory ailment, despite the frequent application of hand sanitizer and grain alcohol. Maybe next time I should drink the sanitizer and apply the [...]

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I finally joined the digital age in terms of picture taking with the reception of a Kodak EasyShare C813 for my birthday. I take it with me now in case I see something worth, well, sharing to use an apt term.
I was outside a Big Boy for lunch at work and this Triumph cruiser parked [...]

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There is a five year old boy living in my brain. There is a constant fight for control in there between me and him, and at times I know he is winning.
For example, last night my wife called me while I was on my way home from work and asked me to pick up [...]

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New Mother: What are you doing?
Me: I’m burping the baby!
New Mother: No seriously, what are you doing?
Me: Ok, I’m playing “Wipeout” on her back. It sounds really cool though!
New Mother: She seems to like it…
New Mother: So today we discovered that the ruffles on the diaper legs [...]

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There are some things you just should not say to a new mother. Over the last couple of weeks I have discovered what many of those things are from experience.
Me: So how is the fresh mother?
New Mother: Fresh what? huh?
Me: Oh… um. How is the new mother. Sorry, [...]

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