New Mother: What are you doing? Me: I’m burping the baby! New Mother: No seriously, what are you doing? Me: Ok, I’m playing “Wipeout” on her back. It sounds really cool though! New Mother: She seems to like it… New Mother: So today we discovered that the ruffles on the diaper legs need to go […]
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March 15th, 2008 by Clme · Comments Off on Things not to say to a new mother, part two.
March 3rd, 2008 by Clme · Comments Off on Things not to say to a new mother, part one.
There are some things you just should not say to a new mother. Over the last couple of weeks I have discovered what many of those things are from experience. Me: So how is the fresh mother? New Mother: Fresh what? huh? Me: Oh… um. How is the new mother. Sorry, I’m not very good […]
March 3rd, 2008 by Rufus · 1 Comment
This is a very important post. The importance of the contents of this post cannot be over emphasized. No… Really. This may be the post important thing you read all week. [Content Placeholder] The poster of this important message accepts no liability for the way in which the message above has changed your life or […]
February 29th, 2008 by eod · Comments Off on Team Fortress 2 (tf2) – Medic Rap song
February 29th, 2008 by jeer · 1 Comment
LOOK AT ME! POSTING ON AN INTERNET BLOG PAGE! THIS IS AWESOME! While I’m here, can anyone tell me an easy way to get semen out of doll hair? -j
February 9th, 2008 by Clme · Comments Off on Field and Stream of Consciousness.
Alas, once again my plot to take over the world has failed, and I have Barbara Streisand to blame. It all started about a month ago with the aquisition of a small group of islands (purchased cheap from a former .com CEO). They were located in an unfrequented area of the southern Atlantic ocean and […]
January 28th, 2008 by eod · 1 Comment
I’m putting the Pen Engine to rest. We will work to extract and convert the older posts but for now it is time to just say goodnight and good luck to the old engine.