The Stupidest Things on the Internet

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  • It's creepy to hear supposedly serious people talk about efforts to terraform Mars or the moon or what have you.

    Have they somehow not noticed that we're well into the process of un-terraforming Earth?

  • The ones that have consider mars to be an escape vessel. Its... really depressing that they have enough money to get to mars but apparently not enough money (or will) to clean things up here.

    Plus it seems like its a pipe dream even with the advancements made... I've yet to see any plans that deal with the lack of ozone or extreme temperatures, or even any good plans for massive dome or underground structures. :(

    I love the idea of getting into space. I've been obsessed with it since I was a kid. But when I was a kid it still kind of felt like we may be able to fix things on this planet too.

    Ronald Reagan and Captain Planet both lied to me.

  • edited January 23

    Mars may be an attractive option, but it does not have a magnetosphere; thus making it impossible to create and maintain a breathable atmosphere. Not to mention the gravity is insufficient. Domes or subterraneous living spaces are the only options there.

  • Prediction: by the end of next week Missouri will have been forcibly merged into Kansas, with the administration claiming the former was never technically a state.

  • The president of the US is a youtube comment.

  • I like that.

    In fact... Maybe its like "Twitch plays pokemon" except with youtube comments.

    An entire community is trying to command the president, and as a result only random tripe comes out of his mouth and he keeps walking into walls.

  • I wouldn't worry too much. I mean sure, it's a burgeoning global pandemic, but the administration has already announced a plan to, uh (checks notes) create a new DOJ office focused on revoking citizenship from naturalized citizens

  • @Clme said:
    I like that.

    In fact... Maybe its like "Twitch plays pokemon" except with youtube comments.

    An entire community is trying to command the president, and as a result only random tripe comes out of his mouth and he keeps walking into walls.

    multiplayer QWOP ... let's get some limbs flailing

  • Maybe that cat has something contagious?

    :-(

    :-(

    I'm feeling bad for that cat no matter what the situation is, aren't I?

  • Turns out she only had a sinus infection...

    But goddamnit. He deserves to be shit on for posting that without confirmation during a pandemic fear.

  • I'm pretty sure the pandemic is a sure thing, now. Most persons who catch it don't seem to get very sick, but a few do. The big fear is that so many people will get sick at once that there aren't enough ventilators to go around for those who need them.

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