posted 03-16-2001 15:37            

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posted 03-16-2001 17:02            

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Candy is dandy
but liquor is quicker.
---"Ice Breaker," Ogden Nash

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posted 03-16-2001 17:09            

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Die in the eye from a pie in the sky?

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posted 03-16-2001 17:29            

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Fine and dandy like old-time cotton candy....

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posted 03-16-2001 17:36            

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Sailing on the seven seas
eating a slice of cheese
peeing into the breeze
when it's only 9 degrees
so it's starting to freeze

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posted 03-16-2001 18:30            

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Ugh...it seems that no one can appreciate the genuis that is Ogden Nash.

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posted 03-16-2001 19:36            

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Nash is dead (but then so's Dorothy Parker)- get over it.....

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posted 03-17-2001 11:32            

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were they hitting the nose candy too hard?

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posted 03-17-2001 12:05            

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Nose candy? Is that like some sort of weird sex thing? Man that'd be cool.

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posted 03-17-2001 16:04            

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oooh, nostril sex. now there's something i havent seen much of. actually, i've only seen ONE anime page with drawings of nostril sex. it was impressive though. It was kind of weird that i happened to see the page on the same day that i asked someone if it was possible. tres weird.

peehole sex is the smallest hole sex type i've ever had the pleasure of seeing images and videos of.

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posted 03-17-2001 21:47            

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See, all the peehole sex I've ever seen distorts the peehole into this huge, floppy, split-hotdog looking thing, even on chicks. So I don't know if it can technically be then considered "the smallest hole sex". Earhole sex, now, that's great.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it."

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