posted 03-16-2001 16:07            

Ok. We've talked about it and now we're gonna do it for real.

We (Mightymon and I) have begun work on a PenIs FAQ. We would like to know
what type of questions our regular readers expect in a FAQ, and what new readers
would like to know.

Please post any questions or ideas you have below.

Alternatively you can also mail us:
clme3748@yahoo.com
mighty_mon@excite.com

Expect the FAQ soon (as in an indeterminate amount of time in the future )

Any word on the faq? God you people sure don't submit much of it to the board..

Dude, I don't think people want to know the Truth about PenIs. I think it scares
them. That, or they know EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW.

what the hell does buck futter mean?

i see that phrase all the time here, and have no idea what it means or where it came
from.

also, who came up with the name for the sight?

Both "buck futter" and "penismightier" came from Sean Connery's character on
Saturday Night Live Celebrity Jeopardy. Buck Futter:@#%$ Butter ... thats my guess
anyways.

I ganked the name from the penis mightier clip from SNL but really I had to the name
is all to fitting.

I'm ashamed...but I have a question myself.

What is: Fnord?

All I can ever find is a whole lot of contradictory secret society bullshit.

Could some one please enlighten me in a simple and non-contradictory way? Perhaps
this will even get included in the FAQ.

-chris

(But it contradicts contradictions. After all... If you can sort through the
contradictions you will eventually find the truth. You are conditioned in your mind in
such a way that you cannot see the word. Here is the word you cannot see. You
can see it here, but not when we hide it there. there is no government we dont
run...but the governments are bound to fail, because we dont want the poeple to
support the governments that we already control..........and on....and on......and
on....)

Chris ...

You gotta read the Illuminatus trilogy, by Robert Anton Wilson.

Not gonna tell you.

Hmm. Three volumes is a little large to fit into a FAQ methinks.

Is there a condensed version? One with only a single volume of contradictions?

Don't be a puss, Chris

Dont be a puss??

Fine, I'll just have to tell my mother to stop dressing me. Then I'll end my temper
tantrums when I dont get my way. After this one: Waaaaaaaaaaaah.

Will you hold my hand while I cross the street?

Anyway, I guess the FAQ entry will be this:

Fnord?
Reference to the Illuminatus trilogy, by Robert Anton Wilson.
Sorry, there are no cliffs notes.

-Chris

Dammit man, read these books! Three times more powerful than Scientology and
packed with creamy freak out goodness.

Get out of the Garanimals, bud! How do you ever expect to immantize the eschelon
and see the fnords with your head buried in the sand of mediocrity???

I am trying my best to drag you across the street, quit fighting! And close your
mouth when you chew, thats just nasty.

Yes, the books are going on my reading list.
They're on the list right after 'See Spot Run' and 'The Cat in the Hat'.
I just was interested in them currently as a FAQ question.

Oh and Eod:
Your bitchbox definition will probably end up on it too.

Hmm. Will this book be found in a local library? Perhaps at my neighborhood christian
bookstore?

Yeah I kinda wrote it with that in mind..

I believe the phrase was "imminentizing the Eschaton". Nothing to do with Eschelon
(conspiracy though that happens to be).

fen

Shhhhhh... It's listening.. The blue duck flys south on a windy wintery day..

Hmm, maybe I need to read it again heh. Woopsy

Guess it goes to show my memory is as short as my PenIs

Are they as good as the Wheel of Time series?

Oh yeah, I finally figured out how to actually use ezboard, it only took me an hour. T

God I'm an idiot. I think it's post-earthquake stress disorder... yeah, that's it. And
yes, I realize that Wheel of Time is a totally different author, but it is the series to
which I compare all others. Kinda like Zelazney's Amber series.

posted 03-16-2001 16:20            

Did anyone figure out what fenomas means?

-fen

Bitchgoddess
Registered User
(3/13/01 5:48:51 pm)
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Re: me

No screw you guys, I'm going home. I did a damned websearch and an acronym
search and there is nothing! You made it up, admit it. Either that or the cannabis
that I was smoking in the 80's did worse things to my memory and thought
processes than I ever thought possible.

Snag
Registered User
(3/13/01 10:41:46 pm)
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I have a lamppost in my arm.

Does 'fen' mean anything in Spanish?

If it did fenomas would mean through translation to spanish:

"{Meaning of 'fen') or more"

While we're on the topic what the Hell does Eod mean?
And, umm... Josh, what kinda name is that anyways, oh and ah... how bout jeer?
What the Hell is that?

Yeah...

fenomas
Unregistered User
(3/14/01 1:03:10 am)
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answer

Bitchgodess is correct and snag is very close.

-fen

Bitchgoddess
Registered User
(3/15/01 8:55:33 pm)
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Re: answer

Correct on which point? That you made it up or that I smoked too much pot as a
teenager? Or both?

fenomas
Unregistered User
(3/16/01 1:37:37 am)
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that would be telling

If I tell you on which points it'll be too easy.

fen

zaksquatch
Registered User
(3/16/01 10:20:34 am)
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Re: that would be telling

Ah, the old "Guess the secret message in my nickname" game. An old favorite. I bet
none of you know what my nickname means. And what the hell does eod mean
anyway? Is it just a typo of Dio?

eod
Registered User
(3/16/01 11:48:24 am)
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Re: that would be telling

posted 03-17-2001 03:30           

Fenomas... my guess is that fenomas breaks up into "Fe", "no mas"; no mas being "no more" in spanish. Fe could be a shortened version of fey meaning slightly mad or attuned to the supernatural. Or Fe could stand for iron. Did I read that the name carries over from MUDding days? Was there a spell "Transmute metal to wood?" Which is it, crazy no more or iron no more?

Being attuned to the supernatural could also be described as having faith. Faith No More? Does fen have a Mike Patton fetish?