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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 03-16-2001 17:07     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Played CS for the first time in about 2 months. Scene - Militia.. sewers. I am there with a nice AWP and the crosshairs on the area just after the second corner. HE Grenade pops out, explodes. I am straining to see through the explosion... then, a teammate runs by. Now, instead of straining with seeing through the explosion, I focus on the large object that is my teammate. I look back at the area, and BAM I'm dead. Ok. that pissed me off. Next round.. I tell my teammate that I hate him. He doesn't understand. I go back into the sewers with a carbine. Waiting for the sniper. I see him, shoot a few rounds, and try to strafe to the right. Oh wait, what's this? It's that same teammate blocking me! How nice... BAM I die again. First, I tweak out using capslock and cussing. Then.. I am silent for a couple seconds, then all he sees is this :

"You are a load that should have been swallowed"

I'm pretty sure that told him how much I wish he would just curl up into a ball and wither away from his sad existence.

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psyci
Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
posted 03-16-2001 17:32     Click Here to See the Profile for psyci     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Whoa... they're real.

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That one Guy
unregistered
posted 03-20-2001 15:11           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote

Whiny crybabies like you are the real reason sick twisted loser deviants with small penises (like me) play online games. We like to listen to some one who thinks they are special, and those people typically are

A) loser pathetic pussies who live out their fantasies of being a good shot and kickass sniper or whatever, or
B) some one who thinks they are imporatant in real and they need to be known on the server.

Either way if you dont like join a clan server or just deal with it. the fact you made posts just shows how much that person got to you, no loss to them I am sure. It is fun to harass people like you , I love doing it. When some one tells me I am ruinig their game, it makes me feel grand. Deal with it.
If you just shut up they will go away. They have a 5 year old mentality (I know I do). I wont bug someone who won't cry , no point in it. Sometimes your team-mates will shoot you by accident, some people are newbies and don't know the skins.

Anyway I don't wanna say too much cause I love cybercrybabies, they make me laugh.


*edit* Hmm....bitch...box........bitch...box... What am I trying to say? Nevermind.
*cryptic laugh*

[This message has been edited by Clme (edited 03-20-2001).]

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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 03-20-2001 17:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
1:] I'm not crying, nor was I crying in the game. I was just pissed beyond belief.

2:] I don't think I'm special...

3:] a fantasy of being a sniper or a good shot is very weak, since a gun is a weak weapon. Anyone can point and pull a trigger.. a real man knows how to fight one on one.

4:] I'm lost with "imporatant in real".. do you mean important in real life..? Or am I just stupid?

5:] Clan servers tend to be unbalanced because all the clan members want to be on the same team. When that happens, they just massacre the enemy. They aren't fighting in a way that would make them better

6:] I posted my original post because there is always a person as stupid as that one in every server, and I was *hoping* people would post thier own "stupid people" stories.

7:] It's fun to harass people like me? What do you mean? You mean people who don't like to have idiots on thier team? And if you are trying to harass me.. did you start already? I could care less what you think, I think it's great that people get pissed at me. Because "the fact you made posts just shows how much that person got to you." I must have gotten to you then ]};o)>

8:] Oh I deal with it. It's great, because if people piss me off enough, I'll usually shut up, then they'll say something stupid. Then I will just hunt them and kill them each time. It's quite fun. The power to instill a false sense of victory and then drag them into the dirt.

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That one Guy
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posted 03-20-2001 17:52           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
thanks you can edit all my other posts too please, see , i don't have to try when mortals will do my bidding , to you, i can barely read what i write anyway

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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 03-20-2001 18:01     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
If you call addressing topics.. "editing" I feel very sorry for you. "Mortals".. eh? Riiiiiiight

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 03-20-2001 18:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
DoE: I think he was talking about C1me editing his post.

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fenomas
argument nazi
posted 03-20-2001 19:24     Click Here to See the Profile for fenomas   Click Here to Email fenomas     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yeh, clme- let's not be editing our own comments onto other's posts- Its a bit "I have gained the smallest amount of power and therefore I must abuse it"-ish.

fen


*edit*
Clme: Abuse? What abuse?

[This message has been edited by Clme (edited 03-21-2001).]

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That one Guy
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posted 03-20-2001 19:26           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i am a card carrying homosexaul , please train me daddy, edit my tears away, so i can feel the sunlights true purpose on my dark soul ,

ps Go CUBS

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 03-21-2001 00:12     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Homosexuals have dark souls?

Hmm. That one could get you in trouble.

Personally I barely believe in souls. Saying someone has a dark soul simply because of sexual orientation I cant agree with. The sunlights only true purpose is to warm the planet up.

As far as the editing others posts go...

I apologize. I thought I would put in a few paragraphs and bold tags. The cryptic comment I put on the bottom was a bad joke that barely made sense at the time, and makes even less sense upon reflection.

Power trip? No... well... maybe It seemed like a good idea at the time... Hmm. I dont apologize for moving the flame war though.

-Chris

[This message has been edited by Clme (edited 03-21-2001).]

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That one Guy
unregistered
posted 03-21-2001 01:56           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
like i have stated children , you may have faded in all being heardcore with wit from your terminal , and lets all play like the get a long gang and remember i made no first blood of ill will towards anyone here, so if you bump into me in the hallway while visiting Eods house , you might wanna lie a your punk ass cyber name , because i really don't give a fuck to discuss what has been said to me, or make some lil faux pau of words and that i should chill out , i tried to wwarn you lil shit talkers , i aint some lil suzie fucknuts , and yes i really am this white trash , and you should feel sorry that Penis lives next to me , unhlike most people you tear down on the web , you actually run a slight chance of having ante up to your words of granduer , so it would be wise of you to watch your shit , i am legally insane and am not responsible for myself can you say that , have a good laugh about this GOD literally knows I am , just remember I made a funny a post and if you think it was bad , then let me remind you of the crapper ( that is never ever updated by the way , its cool), now come back with your witty comebacks , I have not made personal digs to any here, but if we should meet , feel free to repeat what you have said , excludes Fenomas , because simply he was right in his post , and did't hesistate to tell me to go fuck my self, hehe any way congradulations on being "wannabee's", I hope your editing skills get you laid by a hot chick , I may be a scumbag ex gutterpunk , but for some reason the ladies think me sexy , hehe, and that is all need ,

Go CUBS

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 03-21-2001 04:17     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
"I hope your editing skills get you laid by a hot chick"

Dammit. Just when I was beginning to like you.

Its true. I used to sit and study english grammar rules in a lame effort to get laid. I figured that someone, eventually, would be so impressed with my knowledge of the proper use of the apostrophe that they would find me irresistable.

Thats when I discovered the joy of flaming people I would never meet on random message boards.

Oh, it started out small. I would check out a few small boards and chatrooms here and there, you know, just for kicks. I would periodically spit out terms like "U Soo l4m3!!!!" and "Your mother should have left you in your fathers hands".

Then, a few months ago, I discovered the PenIs Message board. It was virgin territory... A whole unexploited realm of flaming possibilities.

Suddenly the chicks were flocking to me like never before! I had to beat them off with my keyboard! With every post they would start to fight over who got to "congratulate" me on another fine crisper.

For a short while, life was good.

Then I began to spend more and more time trying to come up with the perfect flame. I became obsessed. I became....addicted.

My name is Chris and I'm a flame-a-holic.

There. I said it. I feel so... clean.

No...more like burnt to a fucking crisp.
I'm going to take my ball and go home.
Egad, that stings.

-Chris

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That one Guy
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posted 03-21-2001 04:27           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
and i am glad to see your a good lil boy and you know role , kudos to you , for collasping under my superior mental pressure i pushed upon you , now back to spades i must go , for there is nil some where who needs me

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FaRaN
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
posted 03-21-2001 06:21     Click Here to See the Profile for FaRaN   Click Here to Email FaRaN     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That one Guy,
Where did all that anger come from? Relax dude. Enjoy the company.

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