posted 03-20-2001 07:39           

---

I enjoy being a Homosexual who enjoys going to Walmart and having gay intercourse(also known as anal sex) with Walmart employee's . Don't ask me why , I used to be into killing homeless kids , but that is sold out , having erotic homosexual encounters with backwoods retail employees is all the rage in the underground hardcore sex scene,I don't if its there phat duckets they pull down , or the fact that the reason they hate working Sundays is cause their missing Nascar, if that's what makes penatrating their anal cavity so sensuous . It sucks that here in Portland there is only one Walmart and it is not 24 hours . Well I can only pray to Jesus that the next time the sexy manmeat ponie corporate big wigs at HQ do a marketing poll , they notice how since the last census how Oregon has grown and recognise the need for people like me to have hardcore erotic anal sex with their employees at any time of the day I feel fit , without having to drive across town .

IP: Logged

posted 03-20-2001 07:50           

---

So remember the next time you a see a male Walmart employee , if you ask to smell his his hands , your asking to smell what makes me happy .

IP: Logged

posted 03-20-2001 08:30            

---

I'm pretty sure you mean "ducats."

IP: Logged

posted 03-20-2001 09:56            

---

What's a homosexual?

IP: Logged

posted 03-20-2001 12:00            

---

ho·mo·sex·u·al (hm-sksh-l, -m-)
adj.

Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to Wallmart employees of the same sex.
n.
A homosexual person; a gay man or a lesbian.

IP: Logged

posted 03-20-2001 14:01           

---

No I meant Duckets , its homosexual "jargon" for a tight rectum .

IP: Logged

posted 03-20-2001 14:31            

---

What makes Wal-Mart employees so much better than your average grocery store employee?

I think your discriminating against those of us who didn't have the skillz to be employed there.

Lets start a movement! Duckets for all! No matter what there race, gender, or grocery store preference!!!

IP: Logged

posted 03-20-2001 15:33            

---

Whats wrong with the people who stand at the door and go "Hello" when you walk in at Target. We got plenty of Target's in Oregon. I also heard that they tend to drool a lot. So bring a bib!

[This message has been edited by eod (edited 03-20-2001).]

IP: Logged

posted 03-21-2001 18:10            

---

Those people who stand at the door and greet people are Walmarts' way of giving back to the community. Specifically, by providing much-needed employment to semi-retarded adults and senile old people who can't handle a janitorial position.

IP: Logged