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Topic: Drunken actions
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zippy
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posted 03-30-2001 23:55
   
maaaan, this whole thread is on crack. allow me to try and bring it back down to earth.i've been told that i once tried to pick up an ugly girl while drunk.
except i was doing it through a third floor window while she was on the ground outside.
and she was deaf. so that didnt work out so well, but i remain vigilent. IP: Logged |
That one Guy
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posted 03-31-2001 14:27
Drunken actions , if only you had the hard drive space i could share , but you do not for my drunken and drugged exploits are too many to be told , and some stories could still be used as evidence against my person , any way its 11 am i am headed to the liquor store in 20mins
, from thee i will nap , then get up at about 4 , and start drinking some scotch , i dont get high on the weed , so i will not mellow out , hhehe
, most likely i will blackout tonight around 10 , unless there are some lovely ladies , to keep me amused at the party , assah lamin lakim
please feel free to come and introduce your self to me , i will be as Eod desribed in the ass less chaps , and cowboy hat , i also have geri curls and cry when people talk bad about dolphins . IP: Logged |
Bex
Delicate Flower
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posted 03-31-2001 19:04
Ok. I have not one, but two drunken stories.1) I was at a cozy little soiree watching the Holy Grail and drinking beer. I was sitting on the couch leaning on one guy and with my legs on another guy's lap. Suddenly, my legs felt warm. Turns out, my footrest couldn't hold his liquor. He hit my pants AND my shoes. So I stood up, hollered, whipped off my pants in front of everyone and sat back down to watch the movie. I found out later the poor guy liked me. I don't think he ever looked me in the eye again. Unfortunately, later at this party, I swooned all over some jerk wearing Drakkar. I told you I was drunk. 2) Again involves taking off my pants. I was wandering around campus with some friends after drinking a lot. We stopped to get food and sat to eat it in a bus shelter nearby. I had to pee, so I discreetly retired behind the bus shelter (visible on all sides except directly in front of the shelter). Turns out the next morning, my wallet was missing. I could not imagine where I had lost it. A sudden terrible idea came to me and I had to go look. Sure enough, I found my wallet glistening with morning dew (I hope) behind that bus shelter. This is why I drink alone now. IP: Logged |
MrSelfdestruct
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posted 04-01-2001 01:23
I am drunk right now
No Really
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