posted 04-09-2001 13:41            

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I'm sure that everyone has stories of such stupidity that you wanna tell the world, but are so humiliated, that to tell it in person is not the way out. I find that the best way to air your humilities is to take up precious message board to tell the world: "Yes, I'm a Retard"
On this edition of Retard's for Hire, MrSelfdestruct, selfdestructs.
Last friday, I had an exam at 7AM sharp, I had an exam. Not just any exam, a Biochem exam. I am not doing too hot in this class, I guess that biochem is just hard.
Any whooo, I went to bed the night before, flush with the knowledge that I would need the next morning for this exam. I set my alarms (3 total) so that I would get up for this very important exam, and went to bed. The next morning, I arose bright and early at 8:30 AM, completely missing the make or break exam of my life.

I have never kissed soo much ass for an exam in my life. I hate grovelling.

If you all have anything else, or just wanna laugh at me, go ahead.

I will find you and force you to like me if you laugh.

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posted 04-09-2001 13:50            

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Yes, you are retarded.

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posted 04-09-2001 14:03            

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Umm.... Ha-ha!!
*points finger and laughs*

Tuck(Mrselfdestruct), you really messed up this time. Just wait until your mother hears about this young man!

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posted 04-09-2001 15:34            

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What do the brothers think about this? I bet they do not approve.

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posted 04-09-2001 15:47            

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You are not ready.

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All your... shut the fuck up.

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posted 04-09-2001 15:50            

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Wow, that's pretty bad. What happened in the end?

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posted 04-09-2001 15:51            

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Getting up early in the morning, taking BioChemistry exams... a Jedi craves not these things.

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posted 04-09-2001 16:40            

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The code of the brotherhood does not allow this kind of commitment to school,

It requires NO commitment

Hense my horrible spelling

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posted 04-09-2001 18:37            

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hehe. When the jr. high's roof collapse because of the snow, the kids moved into the high school. The highschoolers go from 7 to 1, and the kids go from 1:30 to 5:30. Now, I had to get up at 5:15 for my normal wake up, like in bed until 5:30, shower, get dressed, eat, leave routine. I would leave my house at 6 and trek the half mile to the bus stop. Ride the bus and then sit in the cafateria for a half hour until school started. It was mildy snowing outside this one day as I walked up the hill. I got to the bus stop and no one was there. Hmmm.. weird. I just kept listening to my CD player. I listened to my CD twice, and then people started to come. We had a delayed opening. Smart me

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