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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 04-11-2001 12:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hmmm... First off, MightyMon, it's not just a simple decision making issue. I need to get a topic that will guarantee me to be ass raped many many times(like in the china crisis thread.) Any old topic will not do.. it must be one that people can all relate to. I like the religion idea.. and the school shootings one. They are, in one way, good for us... but I won't discuss this. I am nearing my decision I think.

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FaRaN
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
posted 04-11-2001 12:47     Click Here to See the Profile for FaRaN   Click Here to Email FaRaN     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I know I know!
What about:

"I just burned my asshair lighting my own farts.. any tips?"

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Snag
Leaky Pen
posted 04-11-2001 14:12     Click Here to See the Profile for Snag   Click Here to Email Snag     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
So for the longest time I've had this idea...

"Hitler was right in everything he did. The jews are just an infectious race that plagues this world, it's too bad we stopped em'"

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All your... shut the fuck up.

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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 04-11-2001 14:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Snag... ummm... even I won't go that far. I have also updated the prize..

My friends say I'm the person that has stuff nobody really needs. I have random junk everywhere. So, I started a new folder called "Random". In this folder one can find just various little things, from A hypothesis on the mechanism called gravity, to an executive handbook of the SR-71, to the Attack Helicopter Operations manual. Now, I don't really need these things(though I REALLY want a map of the human genome), and no one else really does, but I will include this folder of stuff in the prize.

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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
posted 04-11-2001 14:38     Click Here to See the Profile for MightyMon   Click Here to Email MightyMon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'm with Snag. Let's have a flamewar about the lamest topic Snag can come up with.

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Ain't that the drizzlin shits?

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cyd
Sheep sex0r
posted 04-11-2001 15:34     Click Here to See the Profile for cyd   Click Here to Email cyd     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
screw you, mightymon!
that's the lamest idea i've ever heard!
lemme guess, outside of the obvious
benefit of not having to be so close
to you, your mom also achieved the added
benefit of nipple lengthening from all
the time she spent breastfeeding you
from a straw!

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Snag
Leaky Pen
posted 04-11-2001 16:48     Click Here to See the Profile for Snag   Click Here to Email Snag     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Mightymon you're just mad cuz my religion idea was bettah than yours... so... na na na poo poo...

That'll serve ya right...

Oh, and Demon, dude... if you want serious flamage... I provided it... I don't think they'd stop at flaming you though, they'd probably find you and have you tied and quartered.

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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 04-11-2001 17:56     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Snag, you really want that prize, eh?

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cyd
Sheep sex0r
posted 04-11-2001 22:12     Click Here to See the Profile for cyd   Click Here to Email cyd     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
snag, first you jump on *my* bandwagon,
and they you take credit for the flamage
which was drizzleshits compared to mine!
i laugh at your pitiful attempts to get
demon of elru's CD O' Random Stuff.
anyway, my question of whether man is
inherently good or evil encompasses not
only your narrow religion question, but
also the hitler one. so :p~~ thpbbt on
you.

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ayunami rei
unregistered
posted 04-11-2001 22:46           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
SHUT THE FUCK UP CYD.

Goddammit just shut the fuck up.

Take that smarmy artsy-fartsy shit and keep it in your ass, pleeeeeeeeeeeeze.

You attack, attack, attack. Well, here's one for you, baby: This is SO not a feel good, lovey-dovey website for your spiritual well-being and irrelevant self serving.

NO ONE CARES, and if you keep this shit up, YOU'LL be the fucking high-school titty baby that everyone flames. And Demon will come over to the dark side... Ah ah ah...

Oh, no! I hurt his feelings. Well, phtbbt on your goddamn feelings!


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Bex
Delicate Flower
posted 04-11-2001 23:45     Click Here to See the Profile for Bex   Click Here to Email Bex     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Demon,

Here's a topic begging for flaming. "Cyd writes the most intelligent posts and y'all should be nice to him".

-Bex

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Snag
Leaky Pen
posted 04-11-2001 23:53     Click Here to See the Profile for Snag   Click Here to Email Snag     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Cyd,
Umm... where did your misplaced hate for me come from? I always thought you loved me? You know like a good NAMBLA member should love his 11 year old love toy.

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cyd
Sheep sex0r
posted 04-12-2001 10:56     Click Here to See the Profile for cyd   Click Here to Email cyd     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
there we go, now this is the sort of flamewar i think demon was hoping for.
except i think it was supposed to be
directed at him.

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Snag
Leaky Pen
posted 04-12-2001 11:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Snag   Click Here to Email Snag     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
There you go again Cyd! Thinking the world revolves around you! Eish...

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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 04-12-2001 14:03     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ummm... ok?

Cyd, the CD isnt FULL O' random stuff. It's just got a "Random folder" Map of universal expansion, anyone? To the winner!

Rei.. you be Rei III, eh?
Darkside? Ummmm.... nah. I like being on the "Off White" boarder.

Bex, hehehe. I don't think I could do that.. it's aimed at him and not a topic. I'm not that cruel.

Cyd, it's ok.

Snag.. bah!

Hehehe :P I was thinking about postponing this contest because of something that's going on IRL for me... I talked to Clme, and he showed me that I shouldn't be the sponge for everyone's problems that I normally am. So, most likely, it'll stay put. If 'it' happens though, it WILL be postponed.

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kokinolimoneiki
Member with a member
posted 04-12-2001 16:23     Click Here to See the Profile for kokinolimoneiki     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Since this contest has been delayed, I guess I have to refrain from ass-raping anyone right now.. *woeful tears of sorrow*
But i'm so good at it... DAMMIT!

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One for sorrow two for joy
Three for girls four for boys
Five for silver six for gold
Seven for a secret never to be told

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cyd
Sheep sex0r
posted 04-12-2001 17:07     Click Here to See the Profile for cyd   Click Here to Email cyd     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
snag, you sillyhed.
i didn't mean that we
should have a flamewar
about how everyone hates
what i write - it wouldn't
polarize people enough.
i meant that we *were*
having a flamewar, which
we all participated in,
albeit tongue-in-cheek.

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 04-12-2001 17:20     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Tongue in cheek.


haha.


-Chris

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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 04-12-2001 20:04     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It hasn't been post-poned. Not yet, anyways. I just got home from the hospital.. from what I see(and from a promise), I think the contest will still be active. If anything does happen, I will say that it is off until further notice. I -hope- that won't happen anytime soon.

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 04-12-2001 22:53     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I say we just spread his lil' underage cheeks and commence with the violation. Topic? Who needs one of those?

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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 04-15-2001 09:11     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
ya huh....

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