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Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-10-2001 16:20 Hola. I need help in thinking of a topic to post for the Ass Rape Demon Contest. For those who don't know about the ARDC, I will have a topic and state my opinion on it. The person who can most sucessfully ass rape me about how its wrong and stupid will win some CDs of mine. The CDs will include almost every Therion and In Flames song, some other MP3s, all of Record of Lodoss War, Akira, Kite, Ghost in the Shell, Mononoke Hime, a few Rurouni Kenshin things, The End of Evangelion movie(in avi, good quality, 550MB), and some other anime stuff. It will also include some great artwork. Now, I need a topic that will make people be interested(me as well). Now, you don't know what I like, so keep it something simple that we can all relate to. For the person whose topic I choose, I will send them a sampler CD of the actual prize for the contest. Have fun. IP: Logged
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n	posted 04-10-2001 16:38 I know I know, you could go with a classic. Make some broad statement about women, like, "All women are fucking sluts and here's why...because they are." That would work, right? Or, "I hate women. They're so dumb. They couldn't drive a car if they were born with one instead of legs!" Or "Everyone knows that two X chromosomes make you naturally stupid." ------------------ Ain't that the drizzlin shits? IP: Logged
Snag Leaky Pen	posted 04-10-2001 16:44 How about just saying something inherently stupid like, "PenIs Mightier is great." That's a joke by the way... ------------------ All your... shut the fuck up. IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-10-2001 16:44 I dunno... but I know you can (for the most part) pick out the sluts.. but I won't say that because that's something even I won't touch in public.. that would be BEYOND ass raping. So.. it sounds sketchy UltraPsuedoUberMightyMon IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-10-2001 16:45 Hehehehehe Snag. IP: Logged
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n	posted 04-10-2001 16:48 You know you love me, Demon. Admit it. And you love my ideas. You just don't want to admit it. Wait wait, you don't love me, you love my doggy-style. slaps Demon's ass ------------------ Ain't that the drizzlin shits? IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-10-2001 16:55 Hehehe? :P I don't really mind your idea.. its just that, it would be into territory I don't feel like arguing about. Ummm.. of course I love you? It's not the rough anal sex, I swear!? IP: Logged
Snag Leaky Pen	posted 04-10-2001 16:59 I've got it! A discussion on why you think females enjoy rough sandpaper condom anal sex more than any other experience. ------------------ All your... shut the fuck up. IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-10-2001 17:07 Umm... how about no? IP: Logged
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n	posted 04-10-2001 17:13 Ok, how's this: Theories on how to rid the world of AIDS. Along the lines of what I said in 4th grade:"Put them all on an island and let them die out." That'll get some flames. Or, just revert back to fantasizing about living in the Middle Ages. That seems to work. ------------------ Ain't that the drizzlin shits? IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-10-2001 17:22 hmm.. AIDS eh? That my friend, has some potential. IP: Logged
Snag Leaky Pen	posted 04-10-2001 17:25 Okay, how bout this. A discussion on why you whole-heartedly know that the bible, and all organized religion hates the gay man. Why, the gay man is evil. Why people aren't born gay, but gayness is an acquired trait. Why people who choose to be gay should be beaten into straightness. Why it's okay to kill gay people, because they're a virus not a people. God... that would piss me off, and I would flame the fuck out of you. ------------------ All your... shut the fuck up. IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-10-2001 17:30 Hmmm Snag. The idea about the Bible and religion I like... I could say something about that without the gay part. But I dunno.. it might offend people. But... right now, you have the best chance of winning that Sampler CD. IP: Logged
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n	posted 04-10-2001 17:46 How about how you like to torture animals? Or think all of them are dumb and don't have any feelings? ------------------ Ain't that the drizzlin shits? IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-10-2001 18:06 Hmmm.. I dunno. Maybe MightyMon.. Religion is still on top though. IP: Logged
Bitchgoddess battin' .500	posted 04-10-2001 19:08 Hmmm... my personal pet peeve is women who drive minivans. Minivans are the devil. I hate it when they cut me off and slow down in front of me so that I'm forced to go 45 on the freeway until there is an open spot to get around them which there never is so you're stuck behind this stupid bitch in a van ferrying her kids to freakin' soccer practice and doing her lipstick in the rear view so she can meet her boyfriend at the motel when the kids are safely under the care of the soccer coach and she's weaving back and forth in the lane while she turns around to yell at one of her 8 kids for fighting in the backseat and..... damn, that's one hell of a runon sentence. But that probably wouldn't be a very good topic because I don't think anybody like being behind those folks, and nobody in their right mind would disagree... IP: Logged
fenomas argument nazi	posted 04-10-2001 20:03 To get a flame from me, your best bet will definitely be to propose teaching Creation instead of (or along with) Evolution in schools. That gets me every time. fen IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-10-2001 21:17 Hmm... Bitchgoddess - I hate getting stuck people slow people in traffic.. no matter what car they have. I especially hate the really old people who have the nice cars. Nice cars are meant to help people get laid, for the most part, anyways. Why would an old person need one? Fenomas - I might tie that in with religion... hmmm... a dual winner of this mini contest? IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 04-11-2001 03:49 Make a completely stupid statement like "I like Pie better than cake" The flames will start...oh yes they will. Mwuahahahaha...er...snicker....no thats not it....Ha-Ha!...nope....aw to hell with it. IP: Logged
LonMabonJovi unregistered	posted 04-11-2001 05:05 couple of ideas: Why Netscape is better than IE. I will put you in the burn unit. Why Windows is better than LINUX. (Even though Windows is far superior, LINUX geeks will flame you anyways) A short essay on the dark ages, making the arguement that religious zealotry/persecution was actually healthy for society then and now. IP: Logged
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n	posted 04-11-2001 09:58 Demon--- What is the matter with you? Do you have such an issue with decision-making that picking a simple fucking topic to have people flame your ass over becomes this big drawn-out drama? For the love of God, man, roll some fucking 2d10 and get over it. There are more than enough options available to you, but I guess they haven't gotten to the part of your high school curriculum where they teach you how to think for yourself. So tell me, is it fun pissing your pants when you can't decide which urinal to use? Ah. That was fun. Seriously, Demon, when do we start? I'm getting antsy. And I know kokinolimonikei is too. ------------------ Ain't that the drizzlin shits? IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 04-11-2001 10:10 Discussions about abortion are always fun. Make sure you take the "bombing abortion clinics is g00d!" -stance. IP: Logged
psyci Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r	posted 04-11-2001 10:20 I'm thinking "School Shootings: They DO solve problems!" would get you flamed pretty bad. IP: Logged
InThrees Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 04-11-2001 10:42 "Why I like Ovaltine and Red Rider BB Guns." Actually, Demon, I think you should just pick a topic and see who can adapt most efficiently. It's YOUR contest, you make the rules. =P -3 (Edit: You saw NOTHING.) [This message has been edited by InThrees (edited 04-13-2001).] IP: Logged
cyd Sheep sex0r	posted 04-11-2001 12:04 damn, just missed being reply #23. cake is good with not too much frosting, and fruit and ice cream in the middle. and i think we should yell at each other about whether people are inherently good or evil, that way, we can sequey into religion as well as torture and rough trade discussions. IP: Logged

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