posted 04-10-2001 22:36            

i have insomnia
i think i have gone completely fucking insane.
i need sleep

my eyes hurt if i go outside or open a curtain or even turn on anything more than my monitor (on a low brightness level) or a night light.
i am weak beyond belief i have a hard time going to my car to goto school.
i have to wear sunglasses and lie and tell my teachers they are perscription cuz i have "hypersensitive eyes" i dont even think that sounds real but they dont say shit cuz they are afraid of my crazed stare anyways.

i dont even know why im posting this but it is something to do i guess cuz i hate lying in bed because i know i wont fall asleep and it just tempts me and makes me feel like shit.

well im done my bitching.

i hope i dont hafta make myself passout so i can sleep again.

posted 04-11-2001 03:27            

1) 3 doses of Nyquil
2) Masturbation
3) "Granny's Medicine(tm)" -Get the double distilled though ;-)
4) Homework
5) Spiders (I'm sorry again, Bex)
6) Warm milk
7) Narcolepsy
8) chloroform

I have found that the best methods include combining some of these measures. Try to finish #2 before #1 takes effect! Its a challenge I put before you all... Anyone who can complete this feat will win a feeling of guilt combined with clear sinuses.

-Chris

posted 04-11-2001 09:47            

NI!

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Ain't that the drizzlin shits?

posted 04-11-2001 12:41            

Otherwise find a tv-channel with Bob Ross on it, and you'll sleep happily.
Those where the days, Bob Ross days...

Good luck buddy, I know what you're going through.. to some point anyway.

posted 04-11-2001 17:30            

Hmm. I know that the colors of everything appear sooo much more in depth and interesting when I get really... er I mean when I dont get any sleep.

posted 04-11-2001 21:12            

trying to stay awake does not help at all cuz i lay in bed for 8 hours staring at the ceiling saying "im not tired" or whatever

i have gone running at night to try and tire myself out, i would run untill i would almost collapse and i would be soo physically tired i couldnt get up but there was no way i would sleep.

i know its not depression cuz i've been tested and quite frankly things are going great.

but hey i got dave mirra freestyle bmx for comp for free and finished it in a night
and i played through starcraft in 2 nights also

and i have an eye appointment soon cuz i think my old monitor (small one) gave me eye problems. but now my big monitor is good =)

posted 04-12-2001 14:43            

Second, get into a fight with your alter ego, who is you, and start a club. Fight everynight, don't forget to make some rules. What is really cool is if the first rule is the same as the second rule.

Finally, get your alter ego to blow up a bunch of credit card buildings, and stop him by shooting yourself in the head. Don't worry, you won't die.

Then, Eveything will be better.

Just remember, don't tell your girlfriend about tyler, er... your alter ego.

posted 04-13-2001 10:54            

Plus, you can have one in bed and don't need to worry about setting the mattress on fire.

-Bex

posted 04-13-2001 23:38            

and sometimes when i'm lying in bed, i pretend to be a superhero. i think of what cool super powers i would like to have, and how people would react to me. for some reason this sort of escapism zonks me out in no time flat. i cant even remember what super powers i wanted to have because i'm already half asleep by the time i get to it.

posted 04-14-2001 17:38            

MrSelfDestruct:
Second, get into a fight with your alter ego, who is you, and start a club. Fight everynight, don't forget to make some rules. What is really cool is if the first rule is the same as the second rule.

psyci:
And if that doesn't work, try starting a club where guys beat each other up, eventually working towards a cult bent on the destruction of civilization.

posted 09-30-2001 14:23            

quote:

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Originally posted by tsunamitsu:
Tylenol PM, or if your lucky enough to live in a place that isn't totally fucking retarded you can try GHB (Gamma Hydroxybutyrate). Good shit, nearly harmless. Breaks down into CO2 and H2O in the body. No drug hangover and increases human growth hormone. A couple studies even show that it may help your body recover from injury quicker.

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That is one of the most fucking funny things that I ever heard. First off, GHB is a HORSE tranquilizer, which means that it is not built for human physiology!!!!!! Secondly, just about everything, short of proteins or nucleic acid, will be degraded into CO2 and H20 in a complete combustion, which is only done to carbohydrates and fat, which GHB is NOT. When you take GHB it goes to the liver, where enzymes called Cytochrome P450 turn it into a chemical which will fall out of solution in your blood and be urinated out. For some individuals, the P450's are different, and will turn the drug into muscarinic acid, the same shit that is in shrooms, only this shit is so much higher in concentration that it will stop your heart nearly fifteen minutes after ingested. Now for horses, this is not a problem, because they have the right P450's in their liver.

And finally, as for Human Growth Hormone, there isn't any scientifically/medically trusted study that clearly states that HGH is good for you, but, if you want, I can send you 50+ trusted articles that state that HGH induces the production of protiens that will cause CANCER. The fact that GHB increases HGH is true, but even a 0.5% increase in HGH in a post-puberty male can induce the growth of cancerous cells.

JESUS, SOME PEOPLE'S CHILDREN

Please read my signature multiple times!!!!

posted 09-30-2001 14:42            

my mom brought me to the hospital and i was diagnosed with cronic insomnia and mild depression and said i might have a slight case of adhd
doc said the insomnia itself caused me to become depressed which made my insomnia worse

they just gave me some sleepdrugs and i had to take em for a month or so