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Snag
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posted 04-16-2001 15:54     Click Here to See the Profile for Snag   Click Here to Email Snag     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Guys, I really need your help. What the Hell does "toof ex" mean, there some conspiracy going on reguarding those two words, and I'm at ground zero. So, please... if you know anything about that phrase, or whatever it is... let me know.

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Demon-of-Elru
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posted 04-16-2001 16:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I dunno.. but backwards it's :

xe foot

the foot?

I dunno...

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Amazon

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posted 04-16-2001 16:20     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Toof ex... oh, my. I can't beleive you don't know what that is. I thought everybody knows what that is.

It's Ebonics for when you get a tooth pulled.
"My toofex hurts."


Ok, so I lied, but i thought it sounded good.

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Bitchgoddess
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posted 04-16-2001 17:27     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It might help to know in what context you have been hearing these words, in a game, porn exchange chat room, where?

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Snag
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posted 04-16-2001 17:46     Click Here to See the Profile for Snag   Click Here to Email Snag     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I was simply asked if I like to "toof ex."

Not knowing what it was, I said, "I can't say I know what that means."

Now, my name is mysteriously linked with this "toof ex", and I am inherently confused.

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Bitchgoddess
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posted 04-16-2001 18:14     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hmmmm.... was this in verbal conversation or on the net? If it was verbal you may have heard them wrong, I dunno. It sounds to me like a garbled inquiry about whether or not you do ecstasy. But I could be wrong.

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Snag
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posted 04-16-2001 18:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Snag   Click Here to Email Snag     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It was a conversation over AIM, if that helps.

Ecstacy huh... hrm...

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LaMFear
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posted 04-16-2001 18:40     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well show us the chatlog then!

We need some kind of context if you want us to help you.

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kokinolimoneiki
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posted 04-16-2001 18:42     Click Here to See the Profile for kokinolimoneiki     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Perhaps it means: "Do you like to take ectasy? (like Bitchgoddess mentioned...)

Just a guess, though. I'm not a druggie or anything, but that's what it sounds like to me

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Demon-of-Elru
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posted 04-16-2001 19:54     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ecstacy.. I dunno.. I think the person who told you that was speaking half backwards and half in Latin(I think). It must have been about some sort of foot fungus.

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zippy
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posted 04-16-2001 21:41     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i remember seeing "TOOF EX" as the title on stileproject.com a few days ago. i dont know if that's what caused snag to believe there's a toof ex consipracy, or if it was the title because there is a conspiracy.

that kind of reminds me of my pets at the moment. the boy cat got mad at the dog a while back, and now i find out that the dog has somehow mounted the girl cat a while ago while she was in heat (quite the feat because the dog is 11 years old... and neutered). so i dont know if the dog mounted the girl cat because the boy cat was annoying him, or if the boy cat was annoying the dog because he mounted the girl cat. any thoughts? should i just stay ouf of the animals' love lives?

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Snag
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posted 04-16-2001 22:05     Click Here to See the Profile for Snag   Click Here to Email Snag     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I don't do drugs with the exception of alcohol.

There was no context in which toof ex was used. I was simply asked. "Do you toof ex?"

I replied with a confused no.

As for Stile... perhaps that is where the phrase came from, nonetheless I am still most confused.

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Bitchgoddess
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posted 04-16-2001 22:44     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well, I did the next step in discovering what toof ex means, I did a websearch. There were 15 results, 14 of which made no sense whatsoever, dinner theatre and crap. But the first one was http://lotek.org which had a link to toof.org, which has recently been registered at register.com, and has no content. That's as good as I can do for ya Snag.

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Snag
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posted 04-16-2001 23:14     Click Here to See the Profile for Snag   Click Here to Email Snag     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Thanks for your help guys.

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Bex
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posted 04-16-2001 23:37     Click Here to See the Profile for Bex   Click Here to Email Bex     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Zippy,

What kind of dog is it? I think cats have universal attraction. My friend's cat was raped, and nearly penetrated, by a male rabbit she was pet-sitting. Up to that point, we thought the rabbit was a female. As we screamed and pulled him off "Princess", we noticed he obviously was not. Ick.

But really, dogs tend to mount each other as a sign of dominance, regardless of gender. That's also why they mount people's legs. Could be your dog thinks he's tough, at least with the girl cat.

-Bex

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zippy
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posted 04-17-2001 00:35     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i dont think he was doing it as a sign of dominance. he tends to use the leather vest and whips for that.

he's a small white dog. totally docile. he hasnt mounted anything since i was a wee lad, and before he was *ahem*, snipped. i think he only did it because he got tired of the girl cat rubbing her ass in his face all day long, the hussy.

topic change 1: why is it that you never see creatures in black & white hump up against the totem pole in the village? why do they not mount each other? i once attached my creature to another player's turtle with the gay leash, but he didnt make a move on him. he didnt even use any of the cheesy pick up lines i taught him. the box of 10 foot condoms sat untouched. i was very distraught because it's not easy to create the 10 foot condom miracle in that game.

topic change 2 (for bex): do you suppose doctors in china will ever stoop so far as to chemically castrate male babies at birth to control the population over there?

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Snag
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posted 04-17-2001 07:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Snag   Click Here to Email Snag     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Okay, so it looks like toof ex is just a way to elicit a response. Toof ex seemingly doesn't actually exist.

Bastards, I've been had.

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Bex
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posted 04-17-2001 14:52     Click Here to See the Profile for Bex   Click Here to Email Bex     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Zippy,

Either your dog tripped and fell on the cat or he had a moment of toughness and wanted to hump something.

re topic 2: the MALES? I doubt it.

-Bex

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Jimbo
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posted 04-17-2001 15:18     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yeah, Bex has got that one right - it's males they WANT in China. They already have government-enforced regulation of childbearing over there, and it's not unheard of for parents to kill a newborn daughter so that they can "try again" for a son.

Retards.

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Bex
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posted 04-17-2001 18:08     Click Here to See the Profile for Bex   Click Here to Email Bex     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Jimbo,

Thanks. Really though, in terms of limiting reproduction, they're eliminating the rate determining sex. One guy can impregnate a heck of a lot of women if he wants to. But each woman can only have one child at a time. So reduce the number of females and the rate of growth declines.

It's a popular way to manage wildlife numbers. You want a lot of deer? Shoot the boys. There's a lot of extra out there. Want to reduce the herd? Give more doe permits.

I'm NOT saying we should institute this practice to reduce global population though so don't get in a huff.

-Bex

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zippy
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posted 04-17-2001 19:50     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i dont think we should do that either, but the chinese would perhaps be wise to consider it. having over a billion people in a country that can barely support itself is not a good idea.

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fenomas
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posted 04-17-2001 20:04     Click Here to See the Profile for fenomas   Click Here to Email fenomas     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Dude, china is not historically known for doing what was, in retrospect, in its best interest. If it was, then between its resources, population, and work ethic, we'd all be making plastic sandals for chinese people to wear in their SUV's.

fen

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zippy
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posted 04-18-2001 00:11     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
the reason china isnt exactly whooping ass on the international stage comes down to a handful of reasons. namely, the government leaders. the ministers, especially. a country that is so tightly controlled by a select group of people is only as strong as those people. if you stick a bunch of old greedy bastards in those plush comfy chairs, you're not going to make a lot of progress.

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Jimbo
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posted 04-18-2001 02:15     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by zippy:
if you stick a bunch of old greedy bastards in those plush comfy chairs, you're not going to make a lot of progress.

As opposed, of course, to our own Congress of youthful, dynamic and honorable leaders!

*cough* strom thurmond *cough*

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zippy
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posted 04-18-2001 19:50     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i'm not up on my american politics. who the hell is this strom dude? he's a republican though, i bet, eh?

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