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FaRaN Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 04-17-2001 06:10 Damn, that was boring shit dudes... made me go back to work... that's not good. And they were sooooo loooooong... YAAAWWNnn. Who's with me, common! Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me... [As Eod wanted more topics] IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 04-17-2001 15:12 FaRaN, I'm with you! I'd rather look at zippy's freak-porn before reading another CPU post. So what about sex are we discussing? -Bex IP: Logged
eod TREAT MERIGHT!	posted 04-17-2001 15:26 Thats why we have a techie section IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 04-17-2001 15:37 If you want a good laugh about sex, head over to Dear Mynx. Mynx runs an sex-advice column for the Quake community. Sometimes she has people from the gaming industry helping out. Great fun. Questions like: "Dear Mynx, The cord on my tampon broke, and now I can't get it out anymore. I've tried everyting I can think of to get it out, and I'm too embarrassed to ask my mom or see a doctor. It's been in there for 8 weeks. What should I do? always crack me up. I DO hope that poor girl didn't get an infection though. IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 04-17-2001 15:50 LaMFear, "Penises are your friends. Say it with me now. We love penises! Yay for penis, hooray!" Thanks for the great link. There are some highly amusing questions in there. Half the fun is the sexual euphemisms too. "when I'm fistin' the mister.." heheheheh And guys, pay attention: "I suspect your chick dislikes your computer because of the distraction factor. Pay less attention to the machine and more to your girlie. When she comes in half naked and sits on your lap, just go ahead and disconnect. It will make her happy and you can always play more Quake, namsayn? " -Bex IP: Logged
FaRaN Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 04-17-2001 15:57 Yeah I've been reading Mynx for more then a year now... It gets boring.. Kinda got used to it. Need harder stuff now. IP: Logged
Amazon Anal Amazon, Assaulter of Men	posted 04-17-2001 16:08 It's all about the he said, she said... IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 04-17-2001 16:17 quote: Originally posted by Bex: "I suspect your chick dislikes your computer because of the distraction factor. Pay less attention to the machine and more to your girlie. When she comes in half naked and sits on your lap, just go ahead and disconnect. It will make her happy and you can always play more Quake, namsayn?" I still find it hard to believe that men actually DO that. I mean, I might ignore a fully clothed girl trying to convince me to mow the yard or do the dishes, but... a half naked one just sitting in my lap = INSTANT savegame, shutdown, forgetaboutcomputer. Depending on what she's doing, I might even forget to save first. IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-17-2001 17:13 My friend, if a half naked chick sat on his lap, would probably keep playing the game. "Can you move? I can't see Serious Sam that well." Seriously.. well.. actually.. it'd be more like "Can you move? I can't see Rise of the Triad that well." IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 04-17-2001 17:51 Jimbo, You mean there are guys out there who won't say "Let me finish writing this post for penis"?? Or "Let me finish this level on this game and I'll be right with you"?? Hook me up man. -Bex IP: Logged
eod TREAT MERIGHT!	posted 04-17-2001 18:09 HAHAHAHAHAHA, BUSTED CLME! IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-17-2001 18:52 Hehehe ]};o)> That be some funny shit. If that ever happened to me.. screw saving.. screw disconnecting.. just leave the computer and shut off sound. Saving.. Disconnecting.. Shutting off.. takes w-a-y to much time. :P IP: Logged
zippy Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 04-17-2001 19:47 porn? you want porn? if you say my name three times, you'll release me into this world where i can post porn with a vengence. i'll post porn the likes of which you've never seen, to take you to unbelievable heights of ecstacy and then down to a close encounter with your toilet bowl. come on... just say ny name three times. i dare you. IP: Logged
psyci Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r	posted 04-17-2001 20:54 Here's a crazy sex topic... This is from the column Savage Love (check www.theonion.com AV club) quote: Probably my favorite sex act is to be fucked by a woman wearing a strap-on. Every other sex act under the sun, from blow jobs to facials to scat, has a catchy one-word name, but not a man getting fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a strap-on. Could you come up with a name for this activity, if only for the sake of those of us who place ads in the personals? Straight Boys Have Prostates, Too I was unable to come up with a single word that adequately captures the patriarchy-shattering nuances of a woman fucking a man in the ass with a strap-on. Hopefully, someone out there reading this--anyone know where Rich "Sniglets" Hall is these days?--can help you out, SBHPT. Any ideas for the man? IP: Logged
fenomas argument nazi	posted 04-17-2001 23:22 I say, "snorch". I leave it to popular usage to decide which party is doing the snorching, and which is being snorched. fen IP: Logged
zippy Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 04-17-2001 23:59 i think snorch is a bit too close to sfunk, which is a word that eod is very very familiar with. i'm sure he'll be glad to elaborate on that. instead of snorch, i propose we use swakking. you know.. every time the girl thrust forward and rips further into tender anal tissue, you hear that inevitable "SWAK" sound that signifies her hips smashing into yours. hence, you're being swakked, and she is swakking you. IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 04-18-2001 02:19 It's a damn shame that "squick" is already taken. IP: Logged
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n	posted 04-18-2001 03:46 How about "queef"? Or is it spelled "kweef"? Anyway, what were we talking about? ------------------ Ain't that the drizzlin shits? IP: Logged
FaRaN Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 04-18-2001 04:58 zippy zippy zippy!!!! HERE WE GO!! YEEEHHAAAAAW! makes cowboy-movements riding his chair IP: Logged
zippy Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 04-18-2001 19:47 damn, we have a weiner! if you'll all excuse me, i've got to spend the next few hours searching for the most vile porn out there. stay tuned IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 04-18-2001 20:06 zippy, SWAK stands for "sealed with a kiss". How about "tooling"? (And I think I'll pass on following whatever link you bring us.. after Arachnophilia, I'm scared.) -Bex IP: Logged
zippy Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 04-18-2001 20:10 tooling? yeah, i could go for some tooling. /me bends over. i've been toying with the idea of writing an RFC describing a rating system for any links, images, or vides i try to get people to click on. this will be a fairly detailed system allowing the viewer to see at a glance which link contains scat, vomit, or snuff, or all of the above, for example. i'm sure my friends would all appreciate this sort of thing, because they never know if they should click on any links i send them through icq. any thoughts? IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 04-18-2001 22:00 Perhaps "Dilling" for the verb of choice, for "strap-on DILdo"...? "Yo, that punk got bent over and HARDCORE dilled when his woman got back from the toy store!" IP: Logged

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