posted 04-21-2001 03:05            

heh..."42"

posted 04-21-2001 14:50           

If you want a huge list of revenge-oriented pranks that seem mostly feasible, download this text file (which I did not write, but read most of and found pretty cool).

posted 04-21-2001 18:25            

Ah, well... I'll just have to pass this on to those who do and live vicariously through them.

posted 04-22-2001 03:01            

Add the lines Windows and autoexec.bat to his/her autoexec.bat.

Set up a new user on his/her windows start up. After deleting theirs.

Set up a siren on a pressure switch. (Long wires are a must here.) place the pressure switch under his/her mattress. Insert the siren into the nearest AC duct. With luck, the neigbhors on either side will be pissed at Him/her also.

"Confiscate" said prank-butt's credit card(s). Use them to sign this unfortunate soul up for every gay-porn site you can find. Return the cards.

Report the credit cards stolen one week hence.

Put fliers all over campus for a beer bash at unfortunate prank-butt's mother's/girlfriend's home. Whichever is off campus and in town.

Have an ex-partner call up said prank-butt and tell him she has full blown AIDS.

Mix tooth paste and a little water in a condom and leave it on the bedroom floor of said prank-butt's room. Preferably after a massive bender. Alternatively, leave one of your own used condoms there. Depends on how "Down with the sickness" you are.

Stink-palm him.

Let this horribly maligned individual awaken to the sight of you sitting beside his/her bed sharpening a largish kitchen knife. This is especially effective if you've used the water colors and removed all of the flatware. Be sure to try to hide the knife and act surprised.

posted 04-22-2001 05:14         

A VERY deep sleeper at a winter bible camp (HAHA!) - we disconnected his bunk and literally carried his bed into the snow-filled soccer field and let him sleep there for a while (about 20 minutes before it started to snow pretty hard again)

posted 04-22-2001 13:09            

This irritated many, many people.

Unfortunately for Big Man Byrd The Rack-Rocker, he was also a very, very, very deep sleeper. And the camp was right on a lake. With a pier. And canoes.

So about 3AM one fine fine Alabama morning, we got a couple canoes tied off from the pier side by side just the right distance apart, then we carried his entire rack, intact, with him in it, down to the lake and placed it in the canoes so that the left legs were in one canoe and the right legs were in another canoe.

Then we took a third canoe and carefully towed him out to the center of the lake, and paddled ourselves back, leaving him there.

posted 04-22-2001 13:08            

Even better if accompanied by a "gay band" bumper sticker - my personal favorite was an ex-co-worker that got inflicted with a rainbow gay pride decal and a bumper sticker for the music group "Pansy Brigade."

I only WISH I could claim the credit for that one, but hell, it didn't even happen at work. He just showed up with them one day... the best part is that he was completely oblivious for almost two months before he finally noticed.

posted 04-23-2001 01:25            

Apply latex house paint to his/her windshield.

Toss bologna on the most conspicuous points on his/her vehicle. Do so at night. When they peel it off in the morning, it'll take the paint with it.

Spot weld His/her door hinges.

Write his/her name and number on the wall of the local "pickle park" bathroom wall.

Apply to several jobs around town using his/her name and a fake resume`. Be sure to include "disposal" "family" "slaughter house" and "four felonies". One of these selections per line should convey the proper sense of repulsion.

Any political question you field in realtime should be answered in the most insensitive, callous, heartless, racist, pessimisticly opiniated speech you can muster. Then appended with "...or so would have us believe."

Tell him you are going to start a rumor about him. Then have several friends walk by and smile, point, and laugh. Tell the prank-butt any story you wish. Say nothing to anyone else about it except to walk by, smile, point, and laugh. He'll spread the rumor himself.

Correct EVERYTHING they say.

Paint a big red pentagram on his door.

Or a swastika for that matter. Bonus points if they shave their head.

Let all of the air out of his/her tires.

This is probably my last entry to this particular discussion. I seem to be getting a bit too violence inducing.

posted 04-23-2001 08:16            

what you gotta do is prop up his car slice the back sides of his tires and then pour in quick dry concrete

do this to all his tires and let the car back down

posted 04-25-2001 21:07            

My tenative plan for revenge is to superglue the three doors on their floor shut--thereby locking them in during exam week.

posted 04-26-2001 18:41            

(/mom)

posted 04-26-2001 19:06         

quote:

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Originally posted by BaldGhoti:
I live on the fourth floor of a four-floor dorm at the University of Florida.

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My tenative plan for revenge is to superglue the three doors on their floor shut--thereby locking them in during exam week.

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nice to see a fellow gator about. i'm on the fifth of five myself. ain't swamp life grand?

posted 05-07-2001 22:05            

quote:

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Originally posted by Bex:
I think some of you are missing the point of pranks. Massive embarassment and inconvenience are desirable. Expensive property damage, especially to something they don't even own is not a good thing.

(/mom)

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No, no. No property damage. Just inconvenience on the part of the parents. Imagine them running off 2-300 feral college students durring a beer frenzy. Have you never seen Dazed and Confused? There can be damage only if there is a party. Whose parents are going to stand for that? Or did you assume that I meant they should NOT be home at the time? Of course not. That would be undesireable on many counts. Not the least of which would be the lack of recognition. And just for future reference: I never said you HAD to do these things I suggest. This was someone else's idea. I just pass on ideas. The outcome is not my responsability. Oh, and Bex? You could at least call me by name.