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Topic: Again we break the mold
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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 04-20-2001 15:41
   
gewdyit420: sagclme3748: My cock, however.... crows in the morning. Jimbosworldorg: There's nothing worse than trying to cup a breast and having it just flow around your hand to continue its downward journey IP: Logged |
skeeter
PenIsite
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posted 04-21-2001 07:32
I was thinking how lucky one was to have held such a large breast .... but then I realize how big the frame of the woman would have to be to have such a large rack mounted... ! Then one ponders if it was truly luck or just 1 to many Guiness's, or both. Either way its such a grotesque thought @ 5:30 AM .......IP: Logged |
MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 04-21-2001 12:56
ZIG------------------
Ain't that the drizzlin shits? IP: Logged |
MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 04-21-2001 17:31
Mighty Monju: Don't have any thermal paste either
Mighty Monju: :-(
gewdyit420: sad about the lack of paste?
Mighty Monju: Yeah
Mighty Monju: I want to paste my nuts
gewdyit420: I bet you do
Mighty Monju: Oh yes
Mighty Monju: COOL THEM BAWLS
Mighty Monju: THEY BE RUNNIN HOT------------------
Ain't that the drizzlin shits? IP: Logged |
Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 04-21-2001 17:52
quote:
Originally posted by skeeter:
I was thinking how lucky one was to have held such a large breast .... but then I realize how big the frame of the woman would have to be to have such a large rack mounted... ! Then one ponders if it was truly luck or just 1 to many Guiness's, or both. Either way its such a grotesque thought @ 5:30 AM .......
Yes, skeeter, I am such a woman. I proudly possess a DD cup. It's true. These are my pride and joy.
As for my frame... it is large. I am 6ft and what the Germans call "zoftig". Grotesque? Depends on how you like your women. Now, if you like the skinny chicks with NO breasts and just might break if you do something... rambunctous, then yes, I am grotesque.
However, because of my large frame I can "get a little freaky" and "rough".
Am I a model? No, thank the Gods. But I can do things most skinny women can't. (I like anal and sometimes rough.) Think about THAT at 5:30 in the morning. 
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Is she not right? Is she insane? IP: Logged |
zippy
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 04-21-2001 20:33
i don't know what's going to squelch an erection faster: thinking of the vile 45-year-old-spaghetti-strap-dress-wearing-homosexual that must be suzyfromflorida or amazon in a leather harness squeezing on your nardsackIP: Logged |
Snag
Leaky Pen
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posted 04-21-2001 23:03
Speaking of our beloved Suzy, umm... where the Hell has she been?------------------
All your... shut the fuck up. IP: Logged |
zippy
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 04-22-2001 01:05
maybe he finally got arrested for storing all those dead little boys in his fridgeIP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 04-22-2001 03:04
Coworker of mine partially dismembered a corpse and kept in a (rented specifically for the purpose) freezer for a little over a year.Yup, no kidding. 100% true fact. IP: Logged |
hussain
S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division
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posted 04-22-2001 03:13
how... interesting, was it a guy or a girl? IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 04-22-2001 03:46
See for yourself - check out the National Enquirer article scan.Incidentally, the Enquirer got one thing wrong - it wasn't an ax, it was a hacksaw. IP: Logged |
Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 04-22-2001 11:23
quote:
Originally posted by zippy:
i don't know what's going to squelch an erection faster: thinking of the vile 45-year-old-spaghetti-strap-dress-wearing-homosexual that must be suzyfromflorida or amazon in a leather harness squeezing on your nardsack
It'd be me... you *know* it would.
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