posted 04-21-2001 18:31            

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In the spirit of "Pranks and other immature antics" I'd like to start the post on what DARES everybody has accepted?

Myself?
When I was 16, my step sister dared me to dress as a smurf and go to the local supermarket and buy something Smurf Themed.

Since she was embarrassed to go with me, I enlistedc the help of two of my friends, Maureen and Tina.

I had white pants, blue shirt, blue shoes. I painted my face with blue... uh, sunblock? That stuff you generally just put on the nose.
Anyway, I walked from my house to Kroger (the grocery store). I got quite a few honks along the way.
Upon entering the store, I was supposed to sing the Smurf theme song. La la lalalala... (remember?)
Here's the kicker... EVERYONE IN THE STORE *IGNORED* ME!
I bought SmurfBerry Pasta.
Maureen and Tina took pictures.
Ah, great fun.

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posted 04-21-2001 20:27            

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i don't know if this beats the smurf story but... nah, it's way more embarrassing than the smurf story.

i was once dared to give a lap dance to another guy. what's worse is that the guy was sitting on one of those inflatable chairs, and i had to be careful to not cause it to pop. what's even *worse* still is that i think i felt something rigid brush against my ass, and it wasn't his cell phone.

who'se idea was that dare again? hmmmmm?

[This message has been edited by zippy (edited 04-21-2001).]

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posted 04-22-2001 02:38            

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zippy: it was probably some navy guy.

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posted 04-22-2001 05:16            

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I drank spit.

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posted 04-22-2001 16:01            

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I once ate a heaping spoonful of mayonnaise at a restaurant to gross out some friends of mine. So it wasn't really a dare but most people think I'm insane for it. But DAMN! was it good.

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posted 04-22-2001 17:48            

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I think it was Q! who once swallowed the contents of a salt shaker in Lyons for 5 bucks. The mistake he made afterwards was to drink a soda to get the taste out of his mouth. Can we say ulcer?

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posted 04-22-2001 19:39            

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Q from Star trek tng?

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posted 04-22-2001 20:08            

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Q! from Asshole Cynic

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posted 04-22-2001 21:07         

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Pranks rule, although I was hard-pressed to remember any I had pulled... not much of a sense of humor
But I do remember once during college....
My friend of many many years (who shall remain nameless) got super wasted and super sick, I mean hospital sick. So one morning, I woke up with this horribly sore throat, and decided since my voice was completely unrecognizable, I'd call and fuck with him...
And please please please don't report this - I think it's illegal.
-him:*extremely groggy* "Hell, hello?"
-me:"Yes, is this Mr. So-and-So?"
-him:"Uh... I guess."
-me:"Yes, I am Officer Drake from the (city of residence) police department.. I have some bad news. I have a report from Nameless Hospital and since you are underage, I am afraid I will have to cite you for the "episode" you had three nites ago. I am also informing your parents. I hope you learned a good lesson from all this son."
-him:"Uh-huh..."
-me:"HEY! Don't you recognize me *laughing hysterically*
Anger ensued from there.

I know I know, it's pretty mean, but it worked and it was funny as hell.
heh heh heh

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Three for girls four for boys
Five for silver six for gold
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