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Bex Delicate Flower	posted 04-22-2001 12:30 I was reading "Dear Mynx" and came across this gem: Got Some Funk In Her Trunk! My crush has a big booty. I think she is totally phly and I want to ask her out but my boyz are making fun of me for wanting a chick with such back. Is it okay to like big butts? -Booty Man I could never say it as well as those prophets Spinal Tap. So I shall defer to them: The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin That's what I said. The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I love to sink her with my pink torpedo. Big bottom Big bottom Talk about bum cakes, My gal's got 'em. Big bottom, Drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind? I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day You know what I mean. I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday You know what I mean. My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game's waiting there inside her tights Big bottom Big bottom Talk about mud flaps My gal's got 'em. Big bottom Drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind? So I just had to share this and make several comments. 1) Spinal Tap rocks. Anything that gets lampooned on the Simpsons is obviously cool. 2) These lyrics are much classier than "Baby got Back" 3) So guys, is this true? Are voluptuous butts actually desirable, or merely fun to sing about? -Bex IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 04-22-2001 12:50 It's true for me anyway. I love voluptuous behinds,.. -and hips and breasts. The anorexic skinnyness of today's supermodels has never done a thing for me. I'd prefer Kate Winslet's roundness over Wynona Ryders' skinnyness any day. For me there are only two exeptions to that: Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Gwynneth Paltrow. Swoon! IP: Logged
Slug Uber PenIs	posted 04-22-2001 13:14 A happy medium is best. Either extreme can result in damaged goods, if your girl is skinny enough to be knocked over by a strong wind or one who bottoms out our car when she gets in. IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 04-22-2001 13:25 It should be noted, however, that most of the shapes that fit clothes marketed as being for "voluptuous" women aren't, er, what I think of when I think of the word "voluptuous." Anna Nicole Smith is voluptuous. Roseanne Barr, on the other hand, is just a heinous earth pig. IP: Logged
deeznuts Member with a member	posted 04-22-2001 14:19 bex - what's not classy about lyrics like : So I'm lookin' at rock videos All' these bimbos walkin like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya the man just wants to rap about his love for giant asses and the nubian goddesses attached to them and you have to player hate him. shameful. jimbo - anna nicole smith is a skanky corpse-fucking demon from the bowels of hell. weren't you the one who just expressed horror at the concept of breasts that could actually flow around the hand trying to hold them? IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-22-2001 14:32 I agree with Slug. A happy medium is the best. I wouldn't go after a heroin Gap model and I wouldn't go after a massive blob of a woman. IP: Logged
skeeter PenIsite	posted 04-22-2001 17:38 I think the key word here is HEALTHY. Too much one way or the other is disgusting. Mental health is also a big plus .... IP: Logged
Amazon Anal Amazon, Assaulter of Men	posted 04-22-2001 20:55 I still say an Amazon is best... because I am one. Most fleshy women will let you go byway of the Hershey Highway. Now before you say that's gross, keep in mind that there is no fecal matter to be reached unless she feels the need to go to the bathroom. It is also tighter. For the women, it is the easiest way to reach the G-spot. VERY satisfying, in my opinion. ------------------ Is she not right? Is she insane? IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 04-22-2001 22:17 Ok... I just HAVE to reply to this one: I thought that the "G" spot was a small, closely grouped bunch of nerve endings in the vagina. Secondly, urban legend states that if a woman is laying on her back, the nerve endings would be on the upper, or top of the vagina, several inches inside. How does one stimulate that with anal sex? Prostates, however, can be stimulated quite well with anal sex. Especially if she wears the 10 inch strap on...oh baby! Be gentle! -Chris IP: Logged
Bitchgoddess battin' .500	posted 04-22-2001 22:24 There is no proof that the G spot exists. Anal sex is painful at worst, and uncomfortable at best, and does absolutely nothing for me. There are so many more fun positions to choose from, why do the one thing that could actually cause physical problems later on in life? IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 04-22-2001 22:32 The G-spot does, in fact, exist. If she's lying on her back, crook your index finger gently (most of the bending being at the last knuckle) and stroke the upper wall of the vagina - you can feel a very seriously ribbed area. Rub that. Results will be good, promise. Disclaimer: the G-spot is much like the clit in that paying attention ONLY to it and rubbing it like a machine is likely to just desensitize it and make the whole experience much less than it could be. Patience a true Jedi has, yes? Tease that thing - spend plenty of time tracing the labia with your finger and barely dragging the fingertip into and through the opening to the vagina itself. Play with/kiss her thighs. Caress her belly. Use the Force, young padawan. IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 04-23-2001 10:31 Uhm Jimbo... Uhm. Gosh. But honestly Amazon, you don't need to have a big booty to be built for anal sex, and it also does not guarantee to help. Besides, I would think the size of your partner's penis has a greater impact on how easy it is. A teenie weenie one would be quite preferable to some well-hung monster that has a tight fit the regular way. And the only G-Spot I know of that would be stimulated by anal sex is a prostate, and I certainly hope you don't have one of those. -Bex IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 04-23-2001 12:35 All this makes me very curious about your bottom Bex. Got a pic handy? IP: Logged
Amazon Anal Amazon, Assaulter of Men	posted 04-23-2001 12:41 quote: Originally posted by Bitchgoddess: There is no proof that the G spot exists. Anal sex is painful at worst, and uncomfortable at best, and does absolutely nothing for me. There are so many more fun positions to choose from, why do the one thing that could actually cause physical problems later on in life? Ummmm.... what kind of problems...?? ------------------ Is she not right? Is she insane? IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-23-2001 13:21 Ahem. My friend once told me that if you insert two finers(index and middle) into her vagina and your thumb the backway and try to press them together, you will be right at the G-spot. The 'lobster claw' as he called it. I dunno if it's true or not, but Amazon, see if that'll work for you. :P IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 04-23-2001 13:47 Demon: I doubt that. The lenght of a finger varies from person to person, as does the length of the colon and (uuugh.. I don't know the english word for the inside of a vagina between the opening and cervix, but you know what I mean.) IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-23-2001 14:15 True, that's why I said I dunno if it works or not. :P IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 04-23-2001 14:06 In between vagina and anus: perineum Incidentally, the finger length isn't the only thing that changes - vaginas vary quite a bit too. Like I said, stroke the upper (abdominal) wall and feel for the really heavily ribbed spot. The precise depth of the sucker varies pretty considerably from woman to woman - on some it's pretty deep, on others it's pretty damn close to the opening. But the ribbed feel gives it away. Incidentally, there's a fairly well-respected medical theory that the "real deal" with the G spot is that those muscles (all that heavy ribbing I keep talking about) connect internally with the clitoral structure in such a way that you're still actually stimulating the clit, but just doing so in a different way from a different location. ::shrugs:: I can neither confirm nor deny on that one - but I do know that whatever the medical reason is, petting the sucker certainly gets results. [This message has been edited by Jimbo (edited 04-23-2001).] IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 04-23-2001 15:16 But... how does one stimulate the "G" spot with anal? IP: Logged
Bitchgoddess battin' .500	posted 04-23-2001 15:33 Amazon, it can cause some problems with ahem leakage later in life. The sphincter becomes too relaxed to do it's job. I'll stick to vaginal intercourse, it's more fun and less painful. IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 04-23-2001 15:51 quote: Originally posted by Clme: But... how does one stimulate the "G" spot with anal? DoE's "lobster claw" method would probably stimulate it - the fingertips themselves would be on the anterior wall and thus not touching it - but the raised and bent knuckles of the index and middle fingers would probably be in a position to make contact. As far as anal intercourse stimulating it... err, I dunno? Never heard that one before. IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 04-23-2001 17:07 LaMFear, Heh, I'm not posting a pic of my tush. I'll just say it's somewhere between heroin chic and heinous earth pig. deez, I don't hate "Baby got Back" and it's actually hilarious to dance to, but I prefer the poeticism of the Spinal Tap lyrics. Oddly enough, and I'm not making a racial slur here, but most of the guys who openly hit on me (remember my bus stop story?) are black. Perhaps it's my ass. -Bex IP: Logged
nuentoter Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck	posted 04-23-2001 17:44 bah you want poeticism here ya go but its nothin ta do with da butt just sexy Be my druidess Be my everything Be my druidess Be mine Around the dyre, a circle of thirteen Thoughout these woods, ecstatic screams I look deeply into your eyes I smell your hair, caress your thighs Now we'll make love by fire light A blaze so high it lights the night Long fingernails dug in my skin Yourself so wet invites me in Our lust increased feeds desire As we combust, yeah we on fire I feel you shake so deep inside Ooh scream my name and squeeze me tight I'll do anything to make you come type o negative kicks ass IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 04-23-2001 17:53 Type O, eh? My tears fall like rain From the longlasting pain When I look at your eyes My heart just dies Beauty divine I hope you'll be mine Open your arms For all time All dressed in white Bringer of light Spend time with me All through the night Beauty divine Your tears taste like wine Come to me For all time My spine shivers with the touch of your lips... My pale skin turns red when we kiss... Piercing your nails deep into my back... As I slowly kiss your ivory neck... I started to cry after hours of joyful sin... My tears turned to roses as they embraced your skin... I gathered them to a bouquet of the most beautiful flowers... A bouquet of the most secret and ancient powers... My amber heart started to glow as I died really slow... I believe In Flames owns. IP: Logged
Bitchgoddess battin' .500	posted 04-23-2001 18:53 I remember every little thing As if it happened only yesterday Parking by the lake And there was not another car in sight And I never had a girl Looking any better than you did And all the kids at school They were wishing they were me that night And now our bodies are oh so close and tight It never felt so good, it never felt so right And we're glowing the the metal on the edge of a knife Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife C'mon! Hold on tight! C'mon! Hold on tight! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night I can see paradise by the dashboard light Ain't no doubt about it We were doubly blessed Cause we were barely seventeen And we were barely dressed [This message has been edited by Bitchgoddess (edited 04-23-2001).] IP: Logged

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