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nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
posted 04-23-2001 08:18     Click Here to See the Profile for nuentoter   Click Here to Email nuentoter     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
this is blank so talk

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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 04-23-2001 09:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I have a special toothpick. One of it's ends is very pointy, more so than the other. I chew on the other end so 3/4 of it is red and the other 1/4 is wood colored now. That end is also like a painbrush now from my chewing.

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Amazon

Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
posted 04-23-2001 09:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
My dog is better than your dog. My dog is better than your dog. My dog is better than your dog cause he eats Kennel Ration Dog food.

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Is she not right? Is she insane?

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Snag
Leaky Pen
posted 04-23-2001 11:28     Click Here to See the Profile for Snag   Click Here to Email Snag     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I play with myself way too much.

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All your... shut the fuck up.

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Amazon

Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
posted 04-23-2001 12:41     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
On Biggles:

Turning Japanese, I think he's turning Japanese, I really think so.

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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 04-23-2001 13:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yea.. well.. Patatawa Umf Phabatatang so THERE!

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Bitchgoddess
battin' .500
posted 04-23-2001 14:00     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
The KKK took my baby away. They took her away, away from me.

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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 04-23-2001 14:18     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I like cheese

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nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
posted 04-23-2001 16:39     Click Here to See the Profile for nuentoter   Click Here to Email nuentoter     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
who is this by......

"i was dancin with my darlin
to the tennesee walz
when an old friend
i happened to see
introduced her to my loved one
and while they were dancin
my friend stole my sweet heart from me
i remember that night
and the tenesee walz
now i know just how much i had lost
yes i lost my little darlin
the night they were playin
the beautiful tenesee walz..."

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LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
posted 04-23-2001 16:54     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
laten we dansen, liefste, dansen aan zee...

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 04-23-2001 16:55     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Redd Stewart and Pee Wee King. (You're probably thinking Patty Page but she just sang it - the lyrics and music themselves weren't really hers.)

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nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
posted 04-23-2001 17:36     Click Here to See the Profile for nuentoter   Click Here to Email nuentoter     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
the andrews sisters

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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
posted 04-23-2001 18:23     Click Here to See the Profile for MightyMon   Click Here to Email MightyMon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY WHERE I HARVEST MY GRAIN
I TAKE A LOOK AT MY WIFE AND REALIZE SHE'S VERY PLAIN

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Ain't that the drizzlin shits?

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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 04-23-2001 18:31     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yes, yes she is

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skeeter
PenIsite
posted 04-23-2001 18:42     Click Here to See the Profile for skeeter     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It was 5 am, sittin on the shitter tryin to wake up, smelling the coffee in the other room. All of a sudden, outa nowhere , theres a damn mouse between my feet,skeered me shitless!!

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Bex
Delicate Flower
posted 04-23-2001 19:03     Click Here to See the Profile for Bex   Click Here to Email Bex     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Skeeter,

At least you were in the right spot for that.

At my last job, my desk was in a feed storage room so it was infested with field mice. Many a time, I would see movement out of the corner of my eye and look to find a mouse perched on the power strip for my computer. Once I felt something squirming all of a sudden on my hip under my sweatshirt. I screamed, jumped up and started smacking myself, thinking it was a mouse.

Turns out, the pager I had in my front pocket had somehow been set to vibrate instead of beep and I had just been paged.

I was so glad I had that office to myself.

-Bex

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fenomas
argument nazi
posted 04-23-2001 19:56     Click Here to See the Profile for fenomas   Click Here to Email fenomas     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
DINGOES TOOK MY BABY!!!

only australians seem to get that joke.

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nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
posted 04-23-2001 20:28     Click Here to See the Profile for nuentoter   Click Here to Email nuentoter     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
waka waka waka

pica!

zoinks!

phhhhuuuuhhhpyy phhhhoowwwweeeerrrr!!!!!!1

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kokinolimoneiki
Member with a member
posted 04-23-2001 23:44     Click Here to See the Profile for kokinolimoneiki     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Three best TV shows (in order of importance):
1. The Sopranos
2. Friends
3. Boston Public

Makes me want to be a gangster, or a teacher, or a really cool chick who looks perfect on TV and has a plethora of good-looking friends... mmmmm - friends.

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One for sorrow two for joy
Three for girls four for boys
Five for silver six for gold
Seven for a secret never to be told

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Bitchgoddess
battin' .500
posted 04-23-2001 23:46     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Nope, three best tv shows are as follows:

1. That 70's Show
2. Titus
3. That's My Bush (quickly moving up the ranks)

After that it's anything on the history channel. The history channel rocks. Military Blunders is a great show.

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deeznuts
Member with a member
posted 04-24-2001 00:53     Click Here to See the Profile for deeznuts     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
no, the only three worthwhile current running shows are (in no particular order)

1) farscape (when it isn't trying to be hip. why the hell must escaped criminals have 364 pet names for one another and constantly use space euphamisms for english swearwords)
2) the daily show (where i get all my news. "stop doing that!")
3) battle bots (when it's on and in that sweet spot when the tard robots are weeded out but the champs aren't too beat up from the accellerated schedule to put up a fight)

beyond that everything good is in reruns. bah on tv.

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 04-24-2001 01:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Malcolm In The Middle fucking rules, and The Simpsons is still cool even if it is getting dated.

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tsunamitsu
PenIsite
posted 04-24-2001 02:21     Click Here to See the Profile for tsunamitsu   Click Here to Email tsunamitsu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
simpsons
southpark
bill nye
screensavers
jackass
i lament the passing of freaks and geeks... in a small way
that 70s show
win ben steins money

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deeznuts
Member with a member
posted 04-24-2001 02:44     Click Here to See the Profile for deeznuts     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
are they making new episodes of jackass again? hmmm... this could bear watching. when's it on?

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 04-24-2001 02:48     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
D'oh! I completely forgot about screensavers. I need cable again so I can watch ZDTV and absorb all that is cool.

I really dont watch very much TV anymore, except for the occasional movie.

I dont think enough can be said about baked goods.

Have you seen those memory prices lately?

I think I'm going to download mIRC and see if I can remember how to use it.

One is the loneliest number you can ever do.

Why are all these animals staring at me? 3 cats and a dog...all just sitting there! why???

Goddammit! Stay on topic!

-Chris

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