posted 04-26-2001 06:04           

**Oh look, there's a sweet little retarded kid coming up for some ice cream.**

"Hey mister, I like that song!! Can I have a strawberry ice cream?"
"what"
"Can I have a..."
"--No.. what did you say about the ice-cream-truck song?"
"I like it"

**goddamn kid.. I'll show him a thing or two about ice cream trucks**

"Hey little retarded boy, would you like to see the freezer?"
"Oh Boy!! could I could I??"
"why certaintly, just come right up through the backdoor here."
"Gee mister, isn't the door supposed to open from the inside?"

**Is that little fucker still talking?? Hrm... ah! the song is getting louder? How the... where's the speaker control??**

"Mary had a little lamb, little lamb little laaaaaaamb"

**Oh look... a conveniently placed cliff to drive my truck off of. goodbye cruel world.**