posted 04-26-2001 07:36            

Have you ever heard of (or done) anything that resulted in you being forcibly removed from an establishment? Specifically, have you done these things while under the influence of... well anything.

posted 04-26-2001 09:00         

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Originally posted by Clme:
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Have you ever heard of (or done) anything that resulted in you being forcibly removed from an establishment? Specifically, have you done these things while under the influence of... well anything.

-Chris

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I wasn't forcibly removed, but I got really scared, heh.

Not many people know of this, heh. A long long long way back I was at a funeral. I dont even remember for who, but I'm certain it wasn't family. I was bored so I started toolin' around. I found the coffee area. I decided that it would be 'fun' to drink as much coffee as possible.

Now, mind you that I was already a very hyper kid. So after my upteenth cup of coffee I was ready to run to the friggin moon. Some guys were setting up another funeral a few rooms down, but they split for lunch.

Fortunately for this intrepid adventurer, they didn't lock the sliding doors to that room, so I had a look inside. Sure enough, casket n' chairs n' things. The casket was closed, though.

I had the fantastic idea of opening the casket and seeing the dead person. So I walk up and start messing around with it to see if I could open it. It was tough going, but I kept at it. I gave it one final desperate heave and lose my balance, and my legs slide out from under me and knock out one of the support locks that keeps the casket at a tilt for viewing.

So my eyes begin to bulge as I see this enormous oak casket tumbling down at me. Fortuntaely, its still latched on via the other support leg, so its stops short like two feet from ramming into my skull.

There was a distinctive *bump* sound too. I really fucked up whoever was inside, heh. Gingerly, I try to push the casket back. Fortunately, that was an easier task than trying to open it (go fig). It was still kind of at a strange angle, but it was somewhat returned to its position

I promptly ran like hell to my mom sat next to her until the end of our service. The fear pretty much drained the hyperness out of me. Mom remembers it was one of the only times that she can recall that I sat still for longer than 10 minutes.

posted 04-26-2001 20:09            

I've never been kicked out of anywhere. :P But a number of the people in the place I used to live were barred from this really popular chain restaurant called Shirokia.. for what, you ask? Why, wandering into the kitchen, finding a case of big beer bottles, and taking it back to their seats, sticking it under their table and drinking the beers until someone noticed.

They weren't even cold beers. [shudder]

Of course they were all foreigners, so I was banned from that shirokia by association.

posted 04-27-2001 10:27            

Correction to Clemmy's story: These girls aren't just college girls, they're in grad school, getting a masters degree in a "proffesional" type of degree.

posted 04-27-2001 12:55           

Of course this was a joke, but i didn't take too kindly to it. As he was tying his shoe, i skated up next to him, me standing, him sitting. He finally noticed was there, and congratulated me for sneaking up on him (or some stupid shit like that), and went backt o tying his shoe. That was the moment i backed up a step and kicked a field goal with his face, wound up busting his chin open, and pinning us for a 1 year ban.