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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
posted 05-03-2001 11:20     Click Here to See the Profile for MightyMon   Click Here to Email MightyMon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by deeznuts:
...so despite not being arousing in the traditional sense of the word these kind of things hold our attention.

Dude...it's not supposed to arouse us?

Because, um, it totally does not arouse me. At all. In the least.

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nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
posted 05-03-2001 22:49     Click Here to See the Profile for nuentoter   Click Here to Email nuentoter     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote

when ever i think of cyd i start to sing

i sing
"she was irish, she had wings,
she came to me when i was feeling low,
i thought she cam to help me with my problems
but then she went and touched me down below.

touched inappropriately by an angel

i was desperate, i was weary, i prayed for holy guidance from above, i thought she cam to lead me throught the darkness, but then i felt a probing rubber glove,

touched inappropriately by an angel

violated, dominated, by a sacred being made my kinda mad, but eventually i got over my ander, that angel was the best i ever had,

touched inappropriately by an angel
touched inappropriately by an angel
touched inappropriately by an angel
touched inappropriately by an angel"

lyrics by dave lasher

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zippy
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posted 05-03-2001 23:03     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i dont think i have ep-sample.avi, although it might just be renamed to something else. i'm sure i could watch it though.

i think, though, that seeing a video and seeing it in real life would be two seperate things, and i'm only kidding myself by thinking that i wouldnt have a problem with seeing someone's hands get chopped off in real life.

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weis
bonzi buddy
posted 05-04-2001 04:18     Click Here to See the Profile for weis   Click Here to Email weis     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
heh, you fuckin elitists. ep-sample.avi was a 2 or 3 minute video of japanese chick vomiting into a sort of a tureen, or possibly a large gravy boat, and then drinking the vomit. And then vomiting it up again, and so forth. There might've been shit involved... I haven't seen it in a while, I don't remember. At any rate, I'll be the first to admit an unhealthy fascination with sitting in my comfy chair and viewing horrible, disgusting things, although I don't feel the masochistic need to force myself to watch through to the ending if it's not that interesting, And incidentally, I've found, with a little trial and error, a foolproof way to detect other people who enjoy good gore: sit 'em down in front of rotten.com and click on the Why we don't ride motorcycles link. If they say, "Is that his tongue?" then they're a sicko.

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LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
posted 05-04-2001 08:42     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
No way that guy had a motorcycle accident. Not that I'm a expert on the subject of motorcycle accidents.

It looks more like the guy ate some explosives or something.

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 05-04-2001 11:20     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by weis:
heh, you fuckin elitists. ep-sample.avi was a 2 or 3 minute video of japanese chick vomiting into a sort of a tureen, or possibly a large gravy boat, and then drinking the vomit. And then vomiting it up again, and so forth.

BZZZZT! Wrong answer, but thanks for playing anyway.
http://www.jimbosworld.org/sections/jadedtheatre/epsample.avi

(The best part is when Samurai Dad yells "you're not done yet!" or something similar in Japanese from off-camera.)

Fuck explaining what it is: if you're not hardcore enough to watch it, you're not 1337 enough to get a play-by-play.

I met a girl once because she clicked the link on ep-sample from my website and immediately ran to the bathroom, power-hurled, and ran back down the hall with her hand in front of her face, grabbed the mouse, and clicked frantically at random shit blind until the gagging and moaning noises quit so she knew she'd closed the movie. She felt the need to email me about it, and surprisingly enough, my causing her to vomit profusely was the start of a beuatiful friendship. (I nicknamed her "the c00kie cr00k.")

Thanks, jooky!

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Jimbo
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posted 05-04-2001 11:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Correction:
http://www.jimbosworld.org/sections/jadedtheatre/ep-sample.avi

Forgot the hyphen. Sorry about that.

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zippy
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posted 05-04-2001 15:38     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
oh, that one. yeah, i've got that around somewhere. i didnt think it was gross. but it wasnt very interesting. the camera work is shoddy at best. i prefer the one where the girl gets a scrambled egg enema and then lets it go on top of a frying pan. the quality is much better and so is the audio.

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MightyMon
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posted 05-05-2001 13:55     Click Here to See the Profile for MightyMon   Click Here to Email MightyMon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Wow....an .avi that actually made me puke. Thanks, y'all!

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Jimbo
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posted 05-05-2001 14:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Did you really puke, mon? Ep-sample has claimed another victim! w00t!

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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
posted 05-05-2001 14:44     Click Here to See the Profile for MightyMon   Click Here to Email MightyMon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well, I didn't quite puke...it was more like a series of quite forceful dry heaves. That and the fact that I won't be able to eat at all today.

And you know, I watched most of it until the very end --- the slopping sounds the gimp makes when trying to suck it up off the ground just made me lose it.

And yes, it is the drizzlin shits.

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weis
bonzi buddy
posted 05-05-2001 16:06     Click Here to See the Profile for weis   Click Here to Email weis     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
wtf? The movie I described is saved on my old HD as ep-sample.avi, and I didn't change it... And I'm fairly sure I got it from r33t, so maybe we have a parallel evolution of porno avi names here? Dunno if I've seen the one you guys are talking about then, I'm waiting for it to download from Jimbo's leet 2400 baud connection....


yawn....


Hmmm, sock drawer needs reorganizing.


Um, not much happening.
I'll post later when I've seen it.

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 05-05-2001 21:16     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Nope, this is for a fact the ep-sample.avi that came from r33t. r33t also put out the pukey one that you're describing (looks like the nipch1ck has been eating creamed corn), but they named that one fuckingstopalready.avi.

There is only one ep-sample. (And btw, that l33t 2400 baud connection of mine is the exact same one you guys have. )

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zippy
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posted 05-06-2001 12:18     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i have fucking_stop_already.mpeg.
it's the one thing that's disturbed me in recent times, but even that wasnt so bad. i'm still trying to find that one video that will make me run to the bathroom. anyone? anyone? bueller?

i personally like www.bangedup.com for interesting videos and images. i only wish they would get their archives back up already

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