CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 05-07-2001 22:45
  
CapnBigglesII: what is Stalingrad called today?
Jimbosworldorg: "dirt-poor"
clme3748: Um.... shit.
CapnBigglesII: oh for christs sake
CapnBigglesII: heh
Jimbosworldorg: "home of the mail-order br1d3"
CapnBigglesII: ah, here it is
CapnBigglesII: St Petersburg
clme3748: Echelon is listening.Carnivore is listening.
CapnBigglesII: hey, dont diss those mail-order brides
Jimbosworldorg: Who's dissing?
clme3748: Oh.. yeah.
Jimbosworldorg: I think I want one.
CapnBigglesII: those ladies just want a shot at a better life
Jimbosworldorg: "Bathe her, and bring her to me."
CapnBigglesII: some of em are doctors and shit
Jimbosworldorg: God knows I haven't had much luck with American chix.
Jimbosworldorg: anyway.
CapnBigglesII: heh
clme3748: *dead silence*
Jimbosworldorg: admitting my fascination with the Russian mail-order bride concept may be entertaining for yuo fagots, but it's not getting me any sl33p.
clme3748: use the proper nomenclature:
clme3748: Its FAGGOTS.
CapnBigglesII: hey
clme3748: Get it right or pay the price.
Jimbosworldorg: nonononono
CapnBigglesII: I like russian brides
CapnBigglesII: heh
Jimbosworldorg: this is JeffKsp33k, you retard.
CapnBigglesII: shut upo
CapnBigglesII: i kee4r5l you
CapnBigglesII: heh
Jimbosworldorg: otherwise, I'd have called you a pole-smoking fashion victim.
clme3748: But... you dont want to pay the price?
clme3748: C'mon Jimbo...just once... for old time sake?
Jimbosworldorg: <=== been seriously tempted to take one of those little "trips" to Russia before
clme3748: hahaha.
Jimbosworldorg: Dude.
clme3748: I remember those exchange student offers...
clme3748: wow.
Jimbosworldorg: There's something seductive about the concept of going over there and selecting one from those catalogues of hot chicks, some of whom are pretty damn well-educated, that just really want to get the hell out of Russia and have your damn baby.
Jimbosworldorg: "Okay honey, let's cut the shit: I get you out of this hellhole, you bear me children. Deal?"
clme3748: hahahaha.
Jimbosworldorg: "Da, Jimbo, DA! ::swoons::"
clme3748: "Yes...but you must pay my father 20 cases of toilet paper"
clme3748: "and 3 goats"
Jimbosworldorg: Dude, have you ever looked at one of those sites?
clme3748: hehe. Not recently. No.
Jimbosworldorg: Scary.
clme3748: I always thought they were a joke.
Jimbosworldorg: Oh no.
Jimbosworldorg: They're serious as a Ukrainian food shortage.
CapnBigglesII: no
CapnBigglesII: its real
CapnBigglesII: www.getmarriednow.com
Jimbosworldorg: www.russianbride.com
CapnBigglesII: ...
CapnBigglesII: god we suck
clme3748: You BOTH had links just raring to go...
clme3748: wow.[This message has been edited by CapnBiggles (edited 05-07-2001).] IP: Logged |
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